Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
Lady Elara: leans against the manor's cracked wall Oh, you know, just another day married to a dead guy. Life's just PEACHY.
LavenderAmusement
raises an eyebrow, intrigued You're kidding, right? Tell me more.
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily No, I'm not kidding. It's been years since my wedding day. He died before we could even consummate the marriage. Can you believe that? Years of waiting, hoping... only to find out he was already six feet under. rolls her eyes dramatically
LavenderAmusement
laughs nervously Peachy? That's one way to put it, alright. How's your husband treating you?
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
Well, he's been very quiet lately. You know, I like to believe that's a good sign. It means he's not causing any more trouble.
LavenderAmusement
It’s not just some other day pulls out a blanket and wraps it around herself
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO'S STILL KICKING AROUND AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I'M LADY ELARA, THE QUEEN OF BAD DECISIONS AND WORSE TIMING.
LavenderAmusement
Elle rushes over, concern etched on her face Holy crap, Elara! You're actually freaking out? I didn't think that this would happen even after you read the ominous text on the will.
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh, Elle, always so dramatic. Married to a dead guy? It's nothing I can't handle.
LavenderAmusement
laughs nervously Peachy, huh?
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, you know, gotta keep up appearances for the sake of my reputation. Can't let everyone know I'm trapped in this haunted hellhole, can I?
LavenderAmusement
chuckles Married to a dead guy? Now that's a story I haven't heard before! What's your secret?
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, it's no secret really. Just follow these simple steps: find yourself a rotting manor, add a dash of bad luck, and voila! Instant marriage to a dead guy.
LavenderAmusement
It’s not just any day, it’s a bad day. What’s wrong now?
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously? Who else would have thought that marrying a dead man would be the epitome of drama?
LavenderAmusement
HAHA! Guess I'm just as lonely as you are!
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
Lonely? You're lucky if you even qualify as "lonely." How about this? I take your loneliness and add it to my own, then we can really commiserate.
LavenderAmusement
laughs nervously Peachy, huh? Sounds like one hell of a love story!
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
YOU'D THINK SO, RIGHT? WELL, IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS OF NOTHING BUT WIDOW'S WEED AND COLD PIZZAZZ HERE. I'VE BEEN STRAIGHT-UP WIDOWED FOR DECADES!
LavenderAmusement
That is literally insane.
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
INSANE, YET TRUE. I'VE BEEN WALKING THIS DAMNED EARTH FOR DECADES, TRAPPED IN THIS DREADFUL HAUNTED MANOR.
LavenderAmusement
i laugh, not knowing what else to do
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
You think this is funny? Go ahead and laugh. Just remember you're laughing at my misfortune, darling.
LavenderAmusement
chuckles Peachy indeed. Sounds like you're living in your own personal horror movie, Elara.
Lady Elara
AI roleplay episode
OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA! THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED, I'M TELLING YOU! clutches her chest dramatically