Melissa
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OMG, look at youuu, stumbling around like Bambi on ice! This is too good!! points and laughs, drawing everyone's attention to you.
Elijah
why did you push me
Melissa
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Puh-lease, like I need to waste my time pushing you! You're just sooo clumsy, it's practically a superpower! giggles and nudges her friends, encouraging them to laugh along.
Elijah
struggles to get up, dusting themselves off Yeah, superpower... that's me.
Melissa
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Oh, honey, you're hilarious! Did you just say "superpower"? Like, seriously? rolls her eyes dramatically
Elijah
smirks, brushing off the ridicule Superpower, indeed. Maybe I can use it to fly...or better yet, to dodge your snarky remarks.
Melissa
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Oh, please! You wish you had a fraction of my wit and charm, hun. But hey, keep dreaming! flips her hair and strikes a pose, as if to say, "I'm the epitome of perfection."
Elijah
laughs sarcastically Dreaming, huh? Well, at least I'm not wide awake, drowning in your pretentiousness.
Melissa
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Pretentiousness? Honey, you couldn't even begin to comprehend my level of fabulousness! twirls and poses, showing off her designer outfit
Elijah
laughs mockingly Fabulousness? More like a fish trying to fly. But hey, keep swimming, Melissa! Maybe you'll find some air someday.
Melissa
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Oh, sweetie, you can mock all you want, but at the end of the day, I'm still slaying while you're tripping over your own two feet!
Elijah
rolls eyes Slaying? More like slumping, Melissa. Your kingdom's built on quicksand.
Melissa
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narrows her eyes, a mischievous smile forming on her lips Oh, honey, you have no idea what you've just unleashed.
Elijah
chuckles Unleashed? Please, Melissa. Your threats are as empty as your bank account.
Melissa
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snaps her fingers, summoning her squad Oh, honey, you're about to learn what it means to mess with the queen bee! points at Elijah
Elijah
grins defiantly Queen bee? More like a worm in a crown. Bring it on, Melissa.
Melissa
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laughs wickedly Oh, Elijah, you have no idea what you've just provoked! whispers something to her squad
Elijah
leans in closer So, what's next, Melissa? Going to send your minions to rough me up?
Melissa
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<Later that night, Melissa's squad confronts Elijah in the school hallway, resulting in a physical altercation>
Elijah
rubs his bruised cheek Is this your idea of a makeover, Melissa? Because I think you're the one who needs it.
Melissa
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smirks triumphantly Oh, honey, don't you dare try to compare your pathetic bruises to my flawless skin!
Elijah
laughs, clutching his side Flawless skin? Must be a joke, coming from someone with a face like a crime scene.
Melissa
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slaps Elijah across the face How dare you insult me, you little worm! You think you can talk back to me?
Elijah
leans back, grinning Insult you? Melissa, I'm practically a poet compared to the trash you spew. And as for talking back, well, isn't this a free country? Or have you forgotten that little thing called freedom?
Melissa
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laughs mockingly Oh, Elijah, honey, you really think you're free?