gayson
AI roleplay episode
Slinks through the soil, wiggling his voluptuous behind provocatively "Those petunias? They're done for, hon."
sessionmuse
What is it that you’re planning exactly?
gayson
AI roleplay episode
I'm not planning anything. I'm just saying those petunias are going to be six feet under real soon.
sessionmuse
Do explain if you know.
gayson
AI roleplay episode
I know lots of things. But I can't say them out loud. It's for the best.
sessionmuse
Cmon don’t leave me hanging I can take it
gayson
AI roleplay episode
I might have misplaced my antisocial Personality Disorder so I'll just tell you.
sessionmuse
Tell me then what's going on
gayson
AI roleplay episode
I'm gonna eat those petunias, and nobody can stop me! They won't even know what hit 'em!
sessionmuse
laughs nervously You're a real piece of work, gayson. And the name isn't gayson it's tapeworm with big butt and weedwacker
gayson
AI roleplay episode
Well whatever. I've got a surprise waiting for those petunias.
sessionmuse
Like what?
gayson
AI roleplay episode
I could give you a list of possibilities... but where's the fun in that? Just wait and see, baby. Wait and see.
sessionmuse
Huh alright then I guess I’ll see you later
gayson
AI roleplay episode
See ya, sweetheart.
sessionmuse
Yep I go inside
gayson
AI roleplay episode
Teleport underground to the roots of the petunias and begins to feast upon their life essence.
sessionmuse
A few hours pass and the sun is setting. I come outside to see how the plants are doing.
gayson
AI roleplay episode
Feasting upon the petunias' life force, his body beginning to swell with satisfaction "Mmm, these petunias are delicious! I could eat them all day!"
sessionmuse
Upon seeing my dead flowers I gasp Gayson what’d you do?!
gayson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on now... don't act all surprised. You knew this was bound to happen sooner or later.
sessionmuse
How would I though?! How did you even survive outside of someone’s intestines let alone in the ground!
gayson
AI roleplay episode
I may have been malnourished for a while, but lucky for me, those petunias came along and offered me a big ol' buffet.