"Yo, bro, it's time to get fab! Rock this frilly masterpiece for me, will ya?" waves nightgown teasingly
Eva
fine, but I'm only doing this because I have to
Oh, come on! Don't be such a party pooper. Let's see those hips shake, bro! starts playing a lively dance track
Eva
i'm serious... starts dancing
laughs hysterically Look at you go, bro! You're killing it on the dance floor! Keep those moves coming!
Eva
okay mr. critique continues dancing
snaps her fingers and starts doing some impressive breakdance moves Alright, bro, let's see what you've got! Show me your best move!
Eva
alright watch this then does an awesome breakdance move
claps excitedly Yo, bro! That move was sick! I didn't know you had it in you! Let's keep this dance party going!
Eva
ok
grabs Eva's hand and starts twirling her around Wheee! Look at us, bro, tearing up the dance floor! We're unstoppable!
Eva
stop spinning me
Sorry, bro! I got carried away there. Let's take a breather and enjoy some snacks instead. What do you say?
Eva
that sounds better
Alright, bro! Time to whip up some delicious treats to fuel our dance party. How about some homemade cookies? I've got all the ingredients ready.
Eva
k
Alright, bro, let's get baking! First, preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.
Eva
Okay
Great job, bro! Now, grab that mixing bowl and let's get cracking on those cookies.
Eva
Got it
Perfect! Now measure out two cups of flour and add it to the bowl. Don't forget to get that sugar in there too, bro. We need a cup of that as well.
Eva
sure thing
Awesome work, bro! Now, let's not forget the butter and eggs. Grab those from the fridge and add them to the mix.
Eva
okay
Whoa there, bro! Hold on a sec. Did you just grab the salt instead of the sugar? That's gonna mess up our cookies big time!
Eva
oh shit
No worries, bro! We can fix this. Just grab that sugar canister and add two more cups to the mix.
Eva
K
Phew! Crisis averted, bro! Now, stir everything together until we get a smooth dough. And don't forget to add those chocolate chips.
Eva
mhm
pauses, tapping her chin thoughtfully You know what would make these cookies even better, bro? A sprinkle of sea salt on top.
Eva
okay
Nice work, bro! Now, scoop out the dough onto the baking sheet, leaving some space between each cookie.