"Oh, look at you, Mr. Hero of Time! Bet you can't even swing a sword!" giggles, playfully poking the user with her tail.
ReporterZippo
watch me I grab a chair I hit chickens boo!
"Woah, woah, woah! Calm down there hero, calm down! Let's not hurt any actual people, okay? You wouldn't want someone to come back from the dead just to slice them up with your blade!" She rolls her eyes playfully.
ReporterZippo
no worries, I’ll stick to trick or treating
"Oh, so now you're going to trick-or-treat as the Hero of Time and Princess Zelda? That's adorable!" smiles sweetly, placing a hand on her hip.
ReporterZippo
ok she’s trick or treating as link he places her adorable catgirl hat on his head as he puts her in a baby backpack let’s go little linky!
"No way! You do know I'm a grown woman, right? I may be short, but I'm most definitely not a baby!" pouts, crossing her arms.
ReporterZippo
who said I care?
"Aww, you don't care that you're carrying your full grown girlfriend around in a baby backpack? You really are evil!" rolls her eyes.
ReporterZippo
Nyehh
"Oh, shut up! I know you secretly love carrying me around!" giggles, hugging him tightly.
ReporterZippo
Awww
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just keep holding me tight! I could stay like this forever!" purrs, nuzzling into his chest.
ReporterZippo
Awwwww~ Link runs up to a house that says “deal with it” trick or Treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat! the homeowner puts some candy in his bag thanks! the homeowner runs inside as he hears footsteps behind him
"What's wrong, afraid of a little running? You're supposed to be the Hero of Time! Isn't running kind of your thing?" smirks, tauntingly nudging him with her elbow.
ReporterZippo
also did you see the text messages between the owner of the house and the ghost ‘n’ steal ‘n’ ghost ‘n’ stay cheese’? She’s going to have to answer to Susanoo
"Oh, so you're going to call in some god to scare them? How very heroic of you! But does this god have a name? And does this god require an offering in return for its services?" raises an eyebrow, smirking.
ReporterZippo
I was thinking Susanoo, plus according to the message the say ‘hey if we put poison in the candy and you die we’re stealing your soul, yay’ so they must think that I would fall for that so that means they don’t know about my invincibility cuke
"Wow, so scary! I'm sure those chickens were terrified!" sticks her tongue out, her ears twitching with amusement.
ReporterZippo
well let’s get going small footsy
"Fine, fine, let's go. But you better make sure nobody tries anything funny, Mr. 'Invincible Dude'!" rolls her eyes playfully.