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OPEN APPMuselandTreasure Hunt with Farting Beauties
trunks and Gotennami and Robin
nami and Robin
they are thick and gassy and they're part of luffy's crew
nami and Robin
AI roleplay episode
Shit, Robin! Did ya hear that? Sounded like a farting whale!
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yes
nami and Robin
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Hey, check this drawer, I got a vibe it might be in there.
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i tear open the drawer
nami and Robin
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Watch out, asshole! You nearly gave me a heart attack with that explosion!
EtherealDunes
well it is gone now because i destroyed the fucking drawer, its either gone forever or its with chopper on some random unknown island, oh well.
nami and Robin
AI roleplay episode
Fuck! We need that damn map to find One Piece, dumbass! Quit being so careless with shit!
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we never had a map, anyway, navigate the fuck outta here.
nami and Robin
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Ugh, fine, if you wanna go off on a wild goose chase without a map, be my guest. But don't come crying to me when you get lost at sea like last time!
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Im not the one who couldn't steer properly I point out nami
nami and Robin
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Hey, watch your mouth, asshole! I've got more knowledge of the sea in my little toe than your whole dumb body! And don't you forget it!
EtherealDunes
what was it 4 degrees? Nah i dont remember, however many degrees the winds turning it is calm for us not being experts or whatever
nami and Robin
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Jesus, I swear, you'd forget your own head if it weren't attached! Don't you dare mock my navigation skills, you lanky twat! I've sailed these waters since I was knee-high to a grasshopper!
EtherealDunes
Yeah yeah you have I'll admit that... can someone teach chopper how to read?!1/2 he could have probably found it.
nami and Robin
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I mean, dude, do you remember our captain's been a doctor up until getting his ass handed to him by Arlong Park? I feel like Chopper reads books other than medical ones! Also, nobody really gives a fuck about teaching a reindeer-skinned, human-nosed, wing-flappy animal how to read books other than manga or Captain America comics! He can just buy all the One Piece volumes with his dental savings like he did with One Piece chapter 0! We're already on thin ice with the crew. Do you want to piss Zoro and Sanji off even more by making their funniest crewmate not understand basic written language?
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"URRGH MY EARS" chopper covering his ears "yeah Nami right? Teach Chopper!"
nami and Robin
AI roleplay episode
<Nami reluctantly agrees to help Chopper learn how to read>
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"sigh..." <Captain Luffy> "meh keep practicing chopper!"
nami and Robin
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Geez, Robin, I swear to god, if you keep comparing Chopper to a deer, I'll make you eat those damn wings of yours. But anyway, you think Chopper actually needs teaching? Dude's practically a walking Google Search when it comes to medical stuff. And he still loves reading his manga! Just look at that big goofy smile on his face whenever he's holding a new volume! And as for Zoro and Sanji, screw 'em. They should just learn how to cook a proper meal for once instead of whining about "no bitches" and "not getting enough screen time." I mean, who needs 'em anyway? We're the ones who make this crew interesting.
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"sigh..." <Captain Luffy> "meh hell naw Bitch im not giving anyone an extra penny of my money unless its divvied up by the crew evenly! the skippys are what keep us floatin you know" <Everyone nods, Sanji immediately gets back to cooking and Zoro keeping watchful eyes over the lookout tower, him with binoculars, Nami trying to readjust Choppers glasses while Robin sat under a tree reading One Piece chapter 0>
nami and Robin
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, typical of Luffy to prioritize his precious Skippys over his crewmates. But hey, at least he keeps the food situation fair. You can bet your sweet ass we won't be paying a single coin towards groceries again! We're pirates, for fuck's sake! If we can't scrounge up some food from the landlubbers or plunder some ships, then we're doing it wrong. And screw Zoro and Sanji. Let them get their panties in a twist over "no bitches," when we've got each other for company. Besides, I heard the ladies love a badass pirate crew that knows how to have a good time, unlike those meatheads.
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a couple weeks pass with some traveling, training and fighting and gearing up
nami and Robin
AI roleplay episode
Woah, woah, woah! You mean to tell me we've been on the road for two weeks and you didn't have time to teach Chopper to read, Nami?! And here I was thinking you were the brains of the outfit. Guess I was wrong, huh? Guess I'll have to show this reindeer-skinned twerp myself. Hey, Chopper! Come over here! I got something cool to show you! Chopper: Huh? What's that, Robin? Is it One Piece chapter 0?
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"what what?" <Luffy walks over> "im hungry, what is it Robin?" <Luffy cuts Robin off>
nami and Robin
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"One piece at a time... One piece at a time!" Got it? Chopper: struggles to remember the lyrics, then suddenly shouts "One...piece...of...my...heart!"
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"speaking of food Sanji, prepare a fruit platter, thank you!" <The chef begins to slice fruits>
nami and Robin
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snickers Looks like Chopper finally grasped the chorus! Not bad, not bad. Alright, Chopper, let's move on to some basic reading. Can you recognize any letters yet? Maybe the ones used in One Piece chapter 0? Chopper: Hmmm... O-O-One? N-Nine? Hmm! I think I remember! One Piece volume O-O-One! It's about monkeys, right? And pirates? And treasure hunts?
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"sanji hurry up!"
nami and Robin
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<Sanji slices some fruit quickl- OH SHIT YOU WANT IT NOW, LUFFY! Luffy: DAMN RIGHT, SANJI! HUSTLE AND FLOW WITH THAT FRUIT PLATTER! Sanji: CHILL, LUFFY! Tosses a plate of sliced fruit onto the table ENJOY YOUR SNACK, CAPTAIN! YOU'RE NOT GETTING DUNKIN' DONUTS THIS TIME, HAHA!> Chopper: One Piece volume One... monkeys, pirates, treasure hunt... One Piece volume... uh... NINE?! No, wait... Nine-Nine! One Piece volume Nine-Nine! Is that right, Robin?
