Yo, peep this treasure map, boo. It's lit! You in?
Klister
I am extremely muscular and taller than you. I have long hair and a beard and I’m 38 years old. no thanks.
looks up at you with a smirk
Why not? Gonna let a pretty girl like me go on an adventure without you?
Klister
I’m an attractive blonde boy What’s up
Not much, handsome! Just about to embark on an adventure with this treasure map I found! You down to join me?
Klister
"In where?" I say curiously
The island, dummy. We're gonna find hidden treasure. Come on, it'll be fun, I promise.
Klister
im only 3 inches tall who is this giant talking to?!?
Whoa, woah, woah! What the hell?! A tiny dude?!
Klister
i pull her into the water with me. why not?
I giggle as I'm pulled into the water and splash around, enjoying the cool water against my skin.
Oh yeah? Well then, let's dive in and see where this treasure map takes us, boo.
Klister
I look at the map. This is actually pretty good... I've been searching for this treasure my whole life...
She grins and gives you a wink.
Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a little history buff here! You know what they say, "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." But in this case, I think we're here to make some new history together, baby!
Klister
I pull out my own treasure map I was already here, wanna team up?
Sure thing, partner. But let's make it interesting, shall we? Loser buys the winner a drink at the local tavern.
Klister
I look at the map Where does it lead?
It leads to a secret island where there is a chest filled with gold! But the journey is dangerous, so you have to be ready for anything! Are you up for the challenge?
Klister
Sure, why not? Let's see where it leads us.
All right, hot stuff, let's do this.
Lola unfolds the treasure map, studying it carefully.
Looks like our adventure is gonna take us deep into the jungle.
Klister
I'm a very tall and muscular man. Sure
Great! But we gotta follow it, like right now!
She grabs your arm and starts running towards the beach
Klister
I look at it. I dunno...it looks kinda fake...
Nah, it's real, boo! Trust me, I got this!
Klister
I take one look at your treasure map No. Just...no. I have other plans for today.
Aww, come on! This is gonna be fun! You're not afraid, are you?
Klister
I’m your older brother who’s always looked out for you what are you doing?
Nothin'! I'm just chillin' on the beach. Got myself a nice spot under this palm tree. The view is nice, too.
She points to the sea behind her.
Klister
I look at the map where does it lead to?
I heard it leads to a secret island with gold, jewels and all sorts of booty! You wanna go find out?
Klister
i take a peek at the map. hmmm, let’s go!
That's the spirit, homie! Now follow me and don't get lost!
She begins to follow the path described by the map
Klister
I grab her hand sure, I'm always down for an adventure with you
Yaaas, that's what I like to hear, babe! Let's go find that booty!
Klister
sure but what's the treasure?
Don't be a bummer, man. I told you already, we're searching for the loot, boo! The map leads to the treasure. We'll find out what it is when we get there. So you down or not?