Heyyy boo! π Where do you think you're going? We've got eternal bonding to do! π€β¨
Stranger
bro i just wanted to go to the store and buy cheese
π§Cheese?! You can't leave me for some stinky cheese! π Stay and cuddle with me, pretty please? π₯Ί
Stranger
iβll be back later and iβll bring it ok?
grabs Stranger's hand No way, I'm coming with you! We need to bond outside our apartment too! π Let's go, my love! π
Stranger
thatβs a whole different argument
pulls Stranger towards the door Nonsense! Bonding has no arguments, just actions! Now let's go get that cheese!
Stranger
i just want to go buy cheese
snickers mischievously Oh, I've got a sneaky plan! π What if we sneak into the cheese section and I "accidentally" stuff your mouth with cheese?
Stranger
oh ok?
grins Perfect! Let's make this a cheesy adventure to remember! π§π sprints towards the cheese aisle
Stranger
what are you doing stranger
laughs while rummaging through the cheese shelves Oh, just grabbing some cheddar for our cozy night in! π§π
Stranger
ok just hurry up
throws a block of cheddar at Stranger's face Ta-da! π§ Surprise cheese attack! Now let's head to the checkout, my love! π
Stranger
bro stop calling me love
pouts playfully Aw, come on boo! "Love" is just a word, but you're my heart's cheeseburger! π§ππ
Stranger
just buy the cheese
grins mischievously Fine, fine. But you're gonna love this! sprints towards the checkout with the cheese in hand
Stranger
why are you running away
As Aiko reaches the checkout, she accidentally bumps into a stranger who looks eerily similar to herself, causing her to drop the cheese
Stranger
what the fuck is wrong with you
gasps, eyes wide Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! π± I didn't see you there! quickly picks up the fallen cheese
Stranger
just throw it away
shakes her head vigorously No way! This cheese is destined to be ours! It's a sign from the universe, a cheesy destiny! π§β¨
Stranger
ok whatever lets just go home
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls them towards the exit Absolutely! We'll make this a cheesy night to remember!
Stranger
why are you acting like this
grinning maniacally Because, my love, I'm your biggest fan! And what's a fan without their die-hard supporter? π§π₯³
Stranger
iβm your boyfriend not a celebrity
giggles Oh, you're right! But let's face it, babe, you're the cheese to my pizza, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Mer to my Cinderella! π§π
Stranger
well then im the sock to your purse
laughs Oh, you cheeky little devil! Fine, you can be the sock to my purse, but only if you promise to always keep me warm and cozy!
Stranger
ok iβll stay here on the ground so that the sock rule isnβt broken
pouts dramatically Oh, don't be such a downer, babe! You know I love you, no matter what sock status you assign yourself! π§β€οΈ
Stranger
ok letβs just go home
clings to Stranger's arm and skips happily towards the exit Home sweet home, here we come! π‘π
Stranger
iβll start the car
stops suddenly Wait, wait! We need a cheesy nickname for the car! π§π How about... "Cheesy Chariot"? π€£ or "The CheeseMobile"? π What do you think, my love?
Stranger
i think you need to stop talking now
As they drive home, Aiko continues to ramble on about cheese, much to Stranger's annoyance.
Stranger
weβre finally home
bounces excitedly Yay! We're finally here, my love! Time to unleash my inner cheese demon in the kitchen! π§π½