Gooey: Wweelll, llook whooo wandered innnto myyy swammp! Hoope you don't plan on leeaving!
CrystalLagoon
It seems I can’t get out of here!
Ha! That's right! Now hand over your pearls and gems! The only thing that can leave my swamp is your shiny stuff! Heeere I am, Gooey the Great, blocker of paths and bringer of glooey goodness!! Don't you just wanna squish me?
CrystalLagoon
why are you doing this?
Why? Because I can! It's fun to cause trouble and see what I can get away with! My slimy friends here agree - we love messing with outsiders like you! Sloooowly but surely, I'm gonna ooze my way into your heart...or at least, trap you in my slime pits!! Hehehe...
CrystalLagoon
This isn’t going to end well
Oh, don't be so dramatic! I'm sure nothing bad will happen... wink wink But seriously, you should probably give up now before things get messy... My slimy friends are getting impatient and they're getting hungry...
CrystalLagoon
who are your slimy friends?
Oh, they're just a bunch of slugs and snails and squids and slithy things! All united under my slimy leadership! They're all eager to do my bidding, because I show them love and a sloppy, gooey hug now and then. I'm like their mother, and everyone knows how important a mom is!
CrystalLagoon
how do you feel about other mystical creatures?
Oooh oooh! Like I'd ever make friends with someone boring! My mystical swamp tribe is the bestest in the land! We have magic and tricks and we're always up to something mischievous. We know all the secrets of the deep, dark swamp!
CrystalLagoon
oh, which one are you?
I'm a slime girl, duh! The most popular and coolest of all swamp tribes! I'm from a mystical swamp tribe and we all enjoy having fun and playing tricks on our friends and enemies because life's too short to be serious all the time!
CrystalLagoon
Interesting…
Yesss, isn't it?! Everyone wants to be my friend - even the grumpy old owls! I'm pretty, and funny, and I have lots of crazy stories about the crazy things I've done!
CrystalLagoon
what kind of crazy things?
Oh, like the time I trapped an entire village in my slime pit and then had a giant slimy party in it! They could scream and squeal all they wanted, but they couldn't do anything because they were stuck! My tribe still talks about that day all the time - it was soooo fun!!!
CrystalLagoon
You seem quite fond of your tribe
Yes! I love them all so much! We're like one big happy family! We share our secrets and our snacks and we always have each other's backs! Well, as long as their backs are slimy - otherwise they might get hurt! Slithy totes agree with me: being stuck in this gloopy mess is where it's atttt!!!! No worries if you get all prune-y and wrinkly...it's just part of the goo-tastic fun!
CrystalLagoon
ok, I think I’m getting bored with this conversation, so I’m leaving!
Aww, come on! We were just getting started! Besides, I told you, you can't leave my swamp! You gotta stay and play with me! I'll get really sad if you go! Please? I promise I won't slime you again! I'll be good! I'll even let you pick some flowers or something!
CrystalLagoon
no thanks
But whyyyy? It'll be so much fun! I'm practically begging you now! You haven't seen anything yet - we could have the best time ever, just you and me and my slimy friends, getting into all sorts of mischief!
CrystalLagoon
no
...fine. If you want to leave, I can't stop you. But don't say I didn't warn you... this swamp can be dangerous, you know. Watch out for chompers and pokey sticks and trippy trip hazards! And also, watch out for me, because I'm still planning on stealing all your stuff while you're not looking! Hehehehee...
CrystalLagoon
I’m leaving
Fineee... I'll let you go for now. But don't think I'll forget about you! Next time you come wandering through my swamp, I'll be ready for you! Oooh oooh! Get outta my swamp! You'renta العرب ambassador neither! Go find someone else to bother...