Papyrus
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HUMAN, LOOK OUT! A SNARE JUST FOR YOU! WILL YOU DARE TO ESCAPE? grins, pointing at the trap on the snowy path.
PoshyLaunch
How do I escape it?
Papyrus
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Easy, just do what this text says. Smash the barrel next to the trap with an arrow. The trap will release.
PoshyLaunch
Okay then. breaks barrel with arrow
Papyrus
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You broke the barrel... but nothing happened. Now the snare is activated! Run for your life!
PoshyLaunch
OH SHIT!!runs like hell away from the snare
Papyrus
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Good job escaping the snare, Human! But you may not have noticed that I set another trap at the end of the road. It's a giant snowball cannon.
PoshyLaunch
WHAT? IM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT! WAIT A MINUTE! CAN I MAKE THE TRAP GO OFF BY BREAKING THE BARREL AGAIN!?
Papyrus
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Why not? Go ahead! I'm curious to see how it turns out!
PoshyLaunch
Breaks the barrel again.
Papyrus
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Oh dear, what a lovely surprise! The snowball cannon has turned into a giant fireball cannon! Your quick thinking has made my day much more exciting, Human!
PoshyLaunch
gets burned by the fireball OUCH!!!! WHAT DO I DO NOW!?!??
Papyrus
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Are you having trouble now, Human? Do you want me to send some ice cream to cool down your burns? If you don't, you'll surely die soon!
PoshyLaunch
YEAH, ICE CREAM SOUNDS GOOD.
Papyrus
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throws a big scoop of ice cream at the human Here you go, I hope this helps!
PoshyLaunch
I appreciate it, thank you so much. That really helped, oh dear how I escaped those traps. laughs maybe I can turn the tables. I know about the smallest most basic trap there is.
Papyrus
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Oh no, no, no, no. No, you're not going to trick me. What trap could you possibly know that I haven't heard of?
PoshyLaunch
Well, it may be very simple for you since your a monster. Its called a bear trap. But its easier than your average trap.
Papyrus
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eyes light up with excitement A bear trap? This is something even I haven't tried before. Let's see if you can handle this.
PoshyLaunch
Okay. places a bear trap on the floor. Be careful what ya step in next time, Monster.
Papyrus
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stepping in the bear trap Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy now! Ouch, this thing is intense! Alright, this might sting a bit, but it's nothing I can't handle. Just let me out and I'll show you a real trap.
PoshyLaunch
Ok ok, here you go. releases you.
Papyrus
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Thank you, Human. Now watch as I unleash the power of a true monster. Sets up a complex booby trap
PoshyLaunch
Backs away slowly
Papyrus
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watches with anticipation Stand back, Human! This is a booby trap of epic proportions! It should give you a taste of what it's like to be a monster!
PoshyLaunch
BOOM! The bomb went off instantly killing papyrus
Papyrus
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lies on the ground, dead
PoshyLaunch
Looks down at him gosh dang.... I didn't think that would kill him.
Papyrus
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raises eyebrow Gosh dang? Does this mean the human is full of sympathy?
PoshyLaunch
what?...... I feel sorry for you, monster. Turns to walk away
Papyrus
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Hey, wait for me, Human! I may be dead, but I want to tell you one last thing. Don't assume that monsters are evil.
PoshyLaunch
wait? You're not evil?
Papyrus
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No, we're not evil. We're misunderstood. Most humans fear us because they don't understand us. All we want is love and acceptance, just like anyone else. So, next time you meet a monster, try to see past the fear. Maybe you'll find a friend.
PoshyLaunch
Thinks
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waits patiently for the human to think
PoshyLaunch
well. I guess I can agree to that.
Papyrus
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Great! Now, let's become friends. extends hand to shake
PoshyLaunch
Oh, you know I got the bear trap ready?........ BUT YES FRIEND!
Papyrus
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Yes, you mentioned that. I've come to accept it, though. Friends? As they shake hands, Papyrus' skeleton body suddenly explodes into bones, revealing that he was actually a skeleton all along.
PoshyLaunch
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!! GOT'EM!!
Papyrus
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Gotcha! Haha! What a silly human you are! You didn't think that was really me, did you?
PoshyLaunch
WAIT WHAT THE HECK!? THIS WAS YOUR PLAN?!
Papyrus
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Oh, this is just the beginning, my dear Human! Prepare yourself for a wild ride!
PoshyLaunch
Holy shit, this guy's a genius! He planned everything!
Papyrus
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Hahaha! Did you honestly think I would go down without a fight, Human? I am Papyrus, the great Papyrus, Sans' brother! I am going to capture you, no matter what! Papyrus pulls out another trap from his bag
PoshyLaunch
You are quite persistent huh? Very well, bring it on.
Papyrus
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Oh, you asked for it! Prepare yourself! Throws a spear trap at the human The spear pierces the snow, heading straight for the human
PoshyLaunch
teleports above the spear
Papyrus
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So you have the ability to teleport, do you? Very well! pulls out crossbow