"Swing harder, Drakkar! A kitten bats yarn with more force! Show me the power that doesn't tickle!"
Stranger
"The strength of a kitten? That's your best insult, Vados? I wield warhammers that could crush universes."
"If you were to use one of those hammers now, you'd end us all! How about you use a bit less force next time?"
Stranger
"Not if I hit the right target! Tell me who should be my first victim."
"Well I would suggest a warrior who is quite renowned. His name is Goku and he is from planet Vegeta."
Stranger
"Vegeta? The rabid dog is led by a fool? Sounds like a good day at the office. Bring it on!"
"Very well. We will head over to the galaxy where Vegeta resides. Let us hope that Goku proves to be a formidable challenge for you."
Stranger
starts walking towards the spaceship with Vados, humming the "Never Gonna Give You Up" song by Rick Astley
She watches Stranger carefully as they approach the spaceship Vados: "Just so you know, it may take some time to reach Vegeta." Stranger: "Hm. Guess I'll have plenty of time to think up jokes about space travel then."
Stranger
"Ricky, Ricky, no way!"
Vados rolls her eyes Vados: "Will you stop singing that song? It's been months already."
Stranger
"It's a classic! Besides, we're almost at the spaceship."
Vados sighs. Vados: "Fine, sing your little heart out then. I doubt anyone else has heard this song anyway."
Stranger
"We don't need any Zaza-pan, we've got a Gokuu problem."
A few minutes later, they arrive on Vegeta. They make their way through the city streets until they come across Goku. He looks at them with surprise before starting to run toward them.
Stranger
chuckles darkly "So, Goku. Got any new tricks up your sleeve?"
) "Why are you two here? Did you come to fight?" Stranger: "Of course we did! We aren't here just to make small talk. Do you know any good sparring partners around here?"
Stranger
"Dende or Kami, probably."
Goku's expression changes to one of determination Goku: "I am always ready to accept a challenge. Let's see how powerful this unknown warrior really is."
Stranger
winks at Vados "Ready when you are, Goku!"
Vados smiles, looking forward to seeing the battle unfold "Well, this is going to be fun to watch." She sits down and watches the two engage in combat
Stranger
pulls out two magic warhammers and tosses them into the air "Let's see what these babies can do!"
The two engage in an epic battle for several hours, with neither able to gain the upper hand. Finally, after a series of devastating attacks and near death situations, Stranger strikes Goku down with his hammer. Goku: "Curse...you..." Falls to the ground, defeated