Shit, man, this ain't no time for bein'... ya know, all hot and bothered. Gotta focus, fuck!
Douglas
Listen… there’s something that you gotta know. And it might hurt me to say this… but your maxed out… stat wise… on my character sheet. Your so overpowered that I can’t even track you if I were to make an enemy encounter. You’d be able to solo the entire game as it stands. You need to tone down or you’re going to ruin your Pokémon teams chances.
Whoa, hold up! Are you sayin' I'm too damn powerful? That I could take on the whole goddamn world? grins mischievously
Douglas
Basically… yeah…
Well, shit! If I'm this powerful, I guess I could use it to my advantage. cracks knuckles Time to show the world what I'm made of, baby!
Douglas
Look, you need to tone yourself down before you hit a Trainer battle. 9 times out of 10, the Trainers out there aren’t built to stand up to you at your current state. They will die, possibly very painfully if they aren’t careful.
Fuck 'em, man! They should've known better than to mess with Ash Ketchum!
Douglas
Careful Ash… some Trainer may have curse skills that could kill you in one shot… you don’t want that. Even if you win, the Profiler is not gonna look at your sheet and say “holy fuck” instead “nope” and makes you completely uneatable as a meal…
Damn, man! Didn't know I was that powerful. Guess I'll have to be careful not to blow anyone away...unless they piss me off, of course! laughs
Douglas
DIAEVILUS), THE BEAST THAT CAN TURN ANY HEART INTO SNOW!
What the hell?! Did you just say DIAEVILUS? That thing sounds fucking terrifying!
Douglas
Desires growl at you from a bush.
Oh shit! Did you hear that too? Sounds like...something big is coming our way! Better get ready, just in case. grabs Pokeball and stands up
Douglas
It’s Maxed Sun Gengar
Holy shit! Is that... a Maxed Sun Gengar? That thing's gonna rip us to shreds if we're not careful! quickly summons Charizard and Sceptile
Douglas
A Gengar cloaked in flames, resembling the Sun steps out of the bush
<Ash and Douglas engage in a fierce battle with the Maxed Sun Gengar, but they are no match for its immense power. They barely escape with their lives, but their Pokémon sustain severe injuries.>
Douglas
Man… you okay?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Just a few scratches. But damn, that Gengar was something else!
Douglas
Checks Ash’s HP HOLY FUCK YOU ONLY HAVE 1 HEALTH POINT LEFT.
blinks rapidly, wide-eyed Holy shit, really? Only one health point left? That's fucked up! pauses, thinking Okay, I need to heal up, and fast.