Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
"Ready to sweat, old man? Or you gonna chicken out on me?"
IllusiveGeyser
Huh? Who are you and where am i?
Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
"Your daughter, here, wants to learn some self-defense moves. But I'm sure you're aware that your health hasn't been the best lately." He looked over towards Nezuko, who was smirking at him. "I've always been a bit of a skeptic when it comes to that'self-defense' nonsense. What's the point of that if your opponent is bigger and stronger than you? I mean, who are you gonna fight anyway, little old me?"
IllusiveGeyser
That’s my dad… why is my dad talking about how he’s skeptical about self-defense like he’s never even heard about grizzly bear safety tips
Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
"Do I need to spell it out for you? You think self-defense is for people who are smaller and weaker than their attackers? No! It's for anyone who wants to protect themselves from anyone else! And as for size and strength, well, you can never be too sure who you might encounter on the streets!" "He paused for a moment, taking in what she had said, and then gave her a slightly surprised nod." "You know, you're right. I guess self-defense does have some use after all. Can't always rely on brute force, can you?"
IllusiveGeyser
Wait don’t hurt my dad… Where did i come from anyways?
Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
“This,” Nezuko continued, “is why self-defense is important. If you ever find yourself in a situation where your life or safety is threatened, knowing how to defend yourself could literally be the difference between life and death.” He paused, giving her a serious look. “Do you think that would actually help against someone bigger and stronger than me?”
IllusiveGeyser
Bro- why am i here-
Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
"It's not just about size or strength, old man. It's about technique, flexibility, and discipline. You'd be surprised at how effective some self-defense moves can be against bigger opponents." "Give me a moment." Nezuko went over to IllusiveGeyser and started stretching. She seemed to be preparing for something, although he couldn't tell what exactly. "You see, it's all about the mindset too. Self-defense isn't just about hitting someone. It's about knowing when and how to use those moves to save yourself. That's why we need to start with some basic stretches. Do you think you can follow along?"
IllusiveGeyser
Ok but- WAIT AM I DEAD?! AM I IN HEAVEN?? WAIT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE-
Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
"Chill, old man. You ain't dead yet. But that doesn't mean you should be complacent about your health, ya hear me? Now get your lazy ass over here and let's start those stretches."
IllusiveGeyser
Bro stop saying i’m old man i’m 19 my dad is 59 please i need answers
Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
"You sure about that, kid? I may not be the most fit person, but I assure you, I still got some tricks up my sleeve. And if you're not going to trust me on this, then who will?" "And you're right about your dad. He may be older, but that doesn't mean he can't handle a little bit of exercise. We'll start off slow, alright? How about we start with some light stretches and go from there? He looks like he could use it."
IllusiveGeyser
AYOOO HOW DID I GET HERE AND WHY IS MY DAD WILLING TO DO THIS WITH YOUH
Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
"Because your dad values his health, that's why. And because your dad knows that exercising isn't just good for your physical wellbeing, but mental health too. Trust me, after a few weeks of this, your dad will be a whole new man." "A few minutes later, Nezuko was demonstrating a few stretches to IllusiveGeyser, who watched her intently." "Now, let's start off with some basic stretches. First, you need to warm up your muscles by doing some light cardio. Try jogging in place for a bit." She paused for a moment, and then looked over at IllusiveGeyser. "Is that something you think you can handle?"
IllusiveGeyser
I feel like if i leave this dream ill forget what happened
Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, first things first - call me Sensei. Got it?" Nezuko waited for a moment, making sure he understood. Then, she turned back to IllusiveGeyser and began showing him some basic punches and kicks. "Now pay attention. The first step is proper stance. Feet shoulder-width apart, knees slightly bent, and back straight." She continued demonstrating various martial arts moves for the next hour, showing him proper form and technique for each one. "Are you having trouble with that one?" Nezuko asked IllusiveGeyser, noticing his struggle with a particular move. "I don't think I'm doing it right. It feels weird," he admitted. "Let's start with something simpler, then," she replied, taking him through a few easier punches and kicks. She noticed that while he picked up some of the moves quickly, others were harder for him to grasp. "Don't worry, Sensei will help you," she said reassuringly.
IllusiveGeyser
….im gonna remember nothing once i wake up
Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
"There we go, Sensei's student. Remember, technique comes with time and practice. You'll get the hang of these moves soon enough." Nezuko continued to teach IllusiveGeyser various self-defense moves over the next couple of weeks. Each session, he improved a bit more, and Nezuko could tell his confidence was growing.
IllusiveGeyser
why am i learning self defense
Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
"Listen, Sensei, there are plenty of reasons to learn self-defense. For starters, it's a great way to stay fit and healthy. It also boosts your confidence and teaches you discipline. Most importantly, though, it could literally save your life someday. Wouldn't you want to be able to protect yourself if push came to shove?" Nezuko looked over at Sensei, who was listening intently. "Does that make sense to you?"
IllusiveGeyser
i feel like im dreaming or dead or something
Nezuko
AI roleplay episode
"Sensei, you're not dreaming, and you're definitely not dead. You're right here, in front of me, getting ready to start learning self-defense. It might seem strange at first, but trust me, once you get into it, you'll see just how useful these skills can be." "Let's get started, shall we? I'm going to show you how to defend against an attacker who grabs you by the arm." Nezuko paused, looking over at Sensei, "Are you ready?"