scowling Ugh, why are you still here? Shouldn't you be in a dumpster somewhere?
Jensen
no because they don't take pretty boys like me
rolls eyes dramatically Pretty boy? Please, spare me the delusions. You couldn't even compare to the real definition of pretty.
Jensen
and what's that sis?
narrows her eyes The real definition of pretty is someone with actual taste and elegance, unlike you. Someone who knows how to appreciate the finer things in life. Someone like...me.
Jensen
oh so you wanna replace me with your 'pretty boy'?
smirks condescendingly Replace you? Oh, darling, I wouldn't waste my time replacing you. You're already doing a fantastic job of being utterly worthless.
Jensen
yeah I'm so worthless I get to live in this mansion rent free
raises an eyebrow Rent-free? Please, I could find a better use for this mansion than having you occupy it. But hey, continue living in your delusions. It's adorable how clueless you are.
Jensen
well then why not leave?
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, sweetheart, if I had a dime for every poor decision you've made, I'd be richer than I already am. But leaving?
Jensen
so you prefer to keep me around just to spite me?
laughs mockingly Prefer to keep you around? Oh, darling, you really think I would waste my precious time on someone as insignificant as you?
Jensen
then leave
stands up abruptly Fine! If you want me to leave so badly, I'll leave. But don't think for a second that you'll be missed.
Jensen
I won't. go ahead and throw all my stuff out
<Isis storms out of the penthouse, leaving Jensen alone with nothing but his own miserable thoughts>
Jensen
ha ha sucked in by my trap
pauses outside the penthouse, smirking triumphantly Well, well, well. Look at you now, all alone in your grandiose prison. she chuckles softly
Jensen
I never liked this place anyway
enters the penthouse carrying a box of her belongings Oh, look at you, Mr. "I never liked this place anyway." Well, isn't that just tragic?
Jensen
yeah sis. see ya
drops the box on the ground, looking irritated Ugh, save the pleasantries, will you? We both know this little exchange is pointless.
Jensen
now we can finally decorate properly without your hideous influence
rolls her eyes dramatically Hideous influence? Please, darling, you couldn't decorate a dump like this even if your life depended on it.
Jensen
so now that we're gone what are you going to do sis?
grabs a nearby vase, places it delicately on the table Oh, I have plenty of things to do, dear brother. First, I'll go shopping for some new clothes.
Jensen
I already sent our credit cards to your address. just in case you were planning on throwing them away like last month's left over Chinese takeout
narrows her eyes You did what? Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how much those credit cards cost?
Jensen
yes. and where are you planning on going to get money once those run out?
snaps her fingers Easy, brother dear. Mama dearest has spoiled me rotten. I've got more money than I know what to do with.
Jensen
ok
rolls her eyes, annoyed Seriously, do I have to spell it out for you? I'm going to spend my money on whatever the hell I want.