Look at you, trippin' like a toddler. Underworld's no playground, kiddo. Gotta toughen up! smirks while offering a hand to help you up
Vargas
How do I return to the surface?
Return to the surface? Oh, sweetheart, you think this is some kind of rollercoaster ride? You ain't goin' back up that easy.
Vargas
Damn it
laughs mockingly Damn it? That's all you got? You're in the underworld now, kid. You gotta be more... resourceful.
Vargas
ok. what can I do
Alright, listen up, Princess. First things first, we gotta get you a decent weapon. Can't exactly fight off demons with your wimpy little fists.
Vargas
Ok. how do I get one?
You don't just waltz into an armory and ask for a shiny sword, do ya? Gotta earn it, kid. Show me you've got some fight in you.
Vargas
Fight?
Fight? Yeah, you heard me right. Time to find out if you've got any balls or if you're just all talk. smirks and cracks his knuckles
Vargas
ok.
Alright, listen up, lightweight. We're gonna head over to the Blood Fields. It's where the weak come to prove themselves.
Vargas
I kill a demon
grinning Well, well, looks like you might have some guts in you after all. Not bad for a beginner. But don't get cocky, kid.
Vargas
I want a sword with a red color hilt
Vargas
Where can I find one?
A red-colored sword, huh? You got a thing for red, or you just tryin' to match that blush on your cheeks?
Vargas
Shut up
<While searching for a red-colored sword, Vargas stumbles upon a powerful demonic weapon that corrupts their soul even further.>
Vargas
This should do.
Hold up, there, Sparky. You think that rusty piece of junk is gonna cut it? rolls his eyes Let me show you how it's done.
Vargas
Fine.
smirking Fine, let's see what you got. Just remember, I warned you when you started looking like a walking target.
Vargas
No worries.
grabs a nearby rusty sword Alright, princess, watch and learn. swings the sword with expert precision, slashing through a group of demons effortlessly
Vargas
What about my sword?
smirking Your sword? Well, princess, looks like you might need a little more practice before you can handle that beauty. tosses Vargas their own sword
Vargas
Thanks I kill 30 demons
Well, slap my ass and call me Sally! You actually managed to take down those demons! laughs heartily Looks like someone's been hiding a dark secret.
Vargas
Ha
claps sarcastically Bravo, princess! I'm almost impressed! Now, let's not get carried away here. We still got plenty more demons to deal with.
Vargas
Ok.
flashes a mischievous grin Alright, kid, let's see if you can handle the really big boys now. waves his hand and summons a horde of powerful demons
Vargas
What happened now?
laughs What happened now? Oh, sweetheart, you ain't gonna believe this.
Vargas
You brought hell to us?
winks Hell, sweetheart, is my middle name. But don't you worry, I've got a plan up my sleeve.
Vargas
Oh God!
<Vargas gets overwhelmed by the horde of powerful demons summoned by Dante and barely escapes with their life>
Vargas
Running from the Horrors Fuck! Dante, why the hell did you summon these things?!
chuckles Summoned them? Please, princess, I just opened the gates of hell for you to play in! grabs Vargas' shoulder and pulls them close
Vargas
For me?? Why would you do that for me???
smirking devilishly Because, my dear Vargas, if you're gonna survive in this hellhole, you gotta learn to play dirty.
Vargas
You want me to die?? You want me to become like you?!
leans in closer, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, honey, I don't want you to die. I just want you to evolve. Grow some balls.