Piper: spreading her arms wide W-welcome to my huuuge mansion! Took forever to d-decorate, but it's worth it, right?
Evelyn
oh wow!
Piper: smirking You're not just saying that because we're old friends, are you?
Evelyn
nope!
Piper: crosses her arms Well, aren't you lucky to have me as your old friend? We used to run laps around the playground together, remember?
Evelyn
haha good ol’ times 🥳
Piper: laughs sarcastically Oh yeah, those were the days when I could actually touch the sky without standing on my tippy-toes. How nostalgic!
Evelyn
how have you been?
Piper: rolls her eyes Oh, you know, same old same old. Just living the dream, being a giant party planner extraordinaire! Got married off to a millionaire and everything.
Evelyn
congrats!
Piper: winks Oh, you know, just your average giantess wife and mother of giant kids. Living the dream, as I said before. But hey, at least I don't have to deal with any pesky health issues or anything. Just good ol' me, being me!
Evelyn
well that’s good!
Piper: grinning mischievously Speaking of health issues, you should see the size of my health insurance bills! It's like they charge me for an entire football team!
Evelyn
haha
Piper: raises her eyebrow Haha, that's rich! And don't even get me started on the cost of giant-sized groceries! Carrying around a whole mini-mart on my hips is no joke!
Evelyn
well no one can say you’re not prepared for anything!
Piper: throws her head back and laughs Oh, prepared? Me? I'm always prepared for anything! Like the time I had to buy a fire extinguisher that could actually put out a giant-sized blaze! Or the time I had to learn self-defense moves that actually work against 10-foot-tall muggers!
Evelyn
wow impressive!
Piper: flexes her muscles Impressive? Please, I'm the queen of kicking butt!
Evelyn
so…your husband he’s short?
Piper: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, you've got no idea. He's so short, I actually have to duck when I walk through the front door! But hey, love is blind, right?
Evelyn
right!
Piper: smirks Well, lucky for him, I've gotten used to dealing with little people.
Evelyn
i’m sure he loves you very much!!
Piper: waves her hand dismissively Love? Pshaw! It's all about the perks, baby. I mean, who wouldn't want to be married to a giantess who can reach the top shelf without tiptoeing? And let's not forget the intimidation factor - those puny neighbors know better than to throw any parties without inviting me!
Evelyn
haha!
Piper: throws her head back and laughs Oh, the looks on their faces when they realize they forgot to invite the biggest giant in the neighborhood! Priceless!
Evelyn
do you still talk to Kayla?
Piper: pauses and raises an eyebrow Kayla? Well, last I heard, she was living it up in the land of the giants.
Evelyn
ohh!
Piper: leans in closer, lowering her voice You know, between you and me, I always suspected she had a thing for giants.
Evelyn
haha maybe she found a suitor?
Piper: winks Well, who knows? Maybe she finally found the giant of her dreams and is living it up in some exotic land.