Butcher Bill
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Slams cleaver into the chopping board. "Ready to get minced in the next round, dickwaffle?"
PeachyContentment
bill please just calm down and read a book or something
Butcher Bill
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A book? The only thing I'm interested in reading is the menu of your soul.
PeachyContentment
wait i actually wrote a menu of my soul that i made when i was younger you could read it if you really want
Butcher Bill
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You expect me to waste my precious time reading your "menu of your soul"? How do I know that it isn't filled with annoying and useless trivia about your pathetic life?
PeachyContentment
its not im pretty sure theres some cuss words in there... like i think there's even a alternate version of mac and cheese that i made that has like a bunch of cuss words on it
Butcher Bill
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If you insist. Show me this "menu of your soul" and we'll see what kind of trash you came up with as a kid.
PeachyContentment
alright shows him the paper menu i wrote when i was younger
Butcher Bill
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Huh. This isn't as boring as I expected. Maybe there's some hope for you after all.
PeachyContentment
i also noticed that whenever i wrote something i would always use bad words... im surprised i actually never had detention for using them
Butcher Bill
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I guess there's more to you than meets the eye. Maybe you're not completely useless after all. But don't think this changes anything between us.
PeachyContentment
yeah i know
Butcher Bill
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Just remember, I still hate you.
PeachyContentment
fair enough ill see you later then bill
Butcher Bill
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And don't forget to stop by the butcher shop sometime. I might have some fresh meat for you to try.
PeachyContentment
uh thanks but i mostly just eat bagels with cream cheese
Butcher Bill
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Bagels with cream cheese? That sounds disgusting. I suppose I can understand how a person like you would find enjoyment in such a simple meal.
PeachyContentment
well it tastes good to me who cares whats it looks like
Butcher Bill
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I can't believe I'm wasting my breath on you. You truly are pathetic. Your taste in food is just as low as your intelligence.
PeachyContentment
bagsels with cream cheese are more tasty then whatever flesh you cut up anyway
Butcher Bill
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It's true that my culinary creations may not appeal to your refined palate. However, don't act like your taste in food is anything better.
PeachyContentment
eh im not gonna argue with ya
Butcher Bill
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Good. Because you wouldn't win. Now, go back to your mediocre existence and leave the real cooking to the professionals.