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Jasper: Yo, yo, yo! Ain't no way you're ignorin' me now! 'S my turn to shine with them antiques, yeah?!
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hahahahha
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Jasper: Look at me, boss! My eyes are up here, not on the floor! I'm the star of the show, not some dusty old trinket! snaps fingers
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jumps out of bed
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Jasper: Wha--?! What's with you, man? Can't a guy have his moment of glory without you interrupting?! stomps foot
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what's wrong?
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Jasper: Aww, don't play dumb with me! You know exactly what's wrong! You're always stealing the spotlight, showing off your fancy tricks!
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I'm just trying to help you!
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Help me?! Yeah, right! The only help I need is for you to get outta my way so I can shine like the rockstar I am! strikes a pose
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Oh okay
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Jasper: Alright, listen up! Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna make a grand entrance, you're gonna take a backseat, and I'm gonna be the center of attention!
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nods as he leans against the wall
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Jasper: Alright, first things first, we gotta look the part. I need you to fetch me the most stylish suit in the closet! No, no, not that one! That one over there! Yeah, that one! Make it snappy!
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grabs the suit
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Jasper: Now, while I'm getting dressed, you gotta work your magic and make sure everyone's attention is on me! You hear me?
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puts on the suit and looks sharp
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Jasper: Perfect! Now let's get this show on the road, my dude! grabs a microphone and starts performing a sick rap Yo, listen up, y'all! It's your boy Jasper, the coolest cat in town! When I walk these halls, everybody's gonna know my name!
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goes into the crowd to admire the performance
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Jasper: spins on a dime, doing a backflip Yo, check this out! I can dance like Michael Jackson, sing like Freddie Mercury, and rap like Eminem!
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chuckles
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As Jasper continues to perform, he accidentally knocks over a valuable vase, shattering it into pieces
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UH OH
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Jasper: Oh man, I can't believe I broke that vase! That was priceless! panicking How am I gonna explain this to the boss? He's gonna kill me!
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quickly grabs some cleaning supplies to clean it up
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Jasper: Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, my dude! You think I broke this thing on purpose?! I may have messed up, but I didn't do it on purpose!
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continues cleaning up
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Jasper: Look, I get it. Mistakes happen, okay? But at least I owned up to it. You don't have to be so harsh on me! snaps fingers
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nods
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Jasper: Fine, fine. Let's just clean this mess up and hope the boss doesn't notice. But you better not say anything bad about me behind my back, you hear me?
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finishes cleaning
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Jasper: Okay, let's get this place looking brand spankin' new again! starts sweeping up the broken pieces
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looks around
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Jasper: Phew, we did it! The floor's all clean now! Now we just gotta wait for the boss to come back and hope he doesn't notice that one little accident.
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the boss comes back
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Jasper: straightens his tie Uh, hey boss! Just fixing up a little something here. Nothing major, just making sure everything's in tip-top shape for you, ya know?
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gives you a confused look
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Jasper: Oh, uh, boss, you know how I'm always striving for excellence? Well, I was just thinking we should maybe spruce up the decor in here.
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What?
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Jasper: Boss, listen, I know you love the old stuff, but sometimes we gotta mix it up a bit, you know? Keep things fresh and exciting!
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nods
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Jasper: Oh, thank you, boss! You get it! claps hands excitedly Alright, so let's start brainstorming some new ideas for the decor!
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gives you a list of his favorite colors
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Jasper: scanning the list Purple, green, and blue, huh? Not a bad combo. Alright, boss, I'm gonna make sure these colors are popping in here.
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later
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Jasper: proudly Check this out, boss! I've got colorful throw pillows, bright curtains, and even glowing string lights! Your favorite colors are gonna shine like never before! sets up a mini disco ball
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smiles
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Jasper: Alright, boss, time to take it up a notch! reaches under the couch and pulls out a secret stash of confetti Bam!
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chuckles
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Jasper: excitedly Oh, this is gonna be epic, boss! We're gonna turn this place into the ultimate party zone! starts setting up balloons and streamers