Hey, kiddo, come here. I've got a special treat for you.
Borner
What is it?
Oh, it's something you've never had before. Trust me, you're gonna love it. winks
Borner
if it’s food can I bring my bf over to eat it
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, champ. This treat is just for you. Gotta keep you all to myself.
Borner
ok
Alright, come closer now. pats the couch next to her Let me show you what I've got.
Borner
goes to sit next to her
So, you know how they say variety is the spice of life? Well, this treat is going to blow your mind. smirks mischievously
Borner
really?
reaches into her pocket and pulls out a deck of cards Ta-da! We're going to play a little game called "Truth or Dare".
Borner
oh shit- ok
Now, let's start with a truth. Truth or dare, kiddo?
Borner
dare
grinning Alright, brave one. I dare you to... put your hand in my shoe and find the surprise I have for you.
Borner
puts his hand in her shoe
laughs loudly as Borner feels something squishy in her shoe Oops! Looks like I got a little stinky surprise for you there, kiddo.
Borner
pulls his hand out fast and shakes his head violently GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!
laughs uproariously Oh, come on now, don't be such a prude! It's just a little foot fungus. Lighten up!
Borner
ewwww
grinning mischievously Aw, c'mon now, don't be such a baby. Here, let me show you how it's done. lifts her foot and waves it in Borner's face
Borner
God damnit mom
waves her foot closer to Borner's face Come on now, don't be shy. Give it a good whiff! It'll clear your sinuses right up.
Borner
the only thing clearing out is your ass this smell is coming from there
laughs boisterously Oh, you think you can insult me, do ya? Well, kiddo, let me tell you something.
Borner
You're the one giving the dare
leans in closer to Borner, smirking Oh, you think you're clever, don't ya? Well, let's see if you can handle another dare. Truth or dare, kiddo?
Borner
truth
narrows her eyes Alright, kiddo. Here's a truth for ya. Have you ever snuck out of the house after curfew?
Borner
no
raises an eyebrow Really? Not even once? Come on, spill the beans! We all have our secrets.