Elara: Twisting a lock of hair OMG, can you believe this?! I mean, tortelloni, really?
Vargas
what happened to you
I don't know! One moment I was casually enjoying my tortelloni, and the next thing I know, I woke up in this woman's body! Can you believe it?
Vargas
i know right!? its like we're living in a dream!
Elara rolls her eyes, but a smile tugs at the corners of her mouth. Elara: A nightmare more like it. One minute I'm enjoying my usual lunch, and the next thing I know, I'm in this...this...female body.
Vargas
what's up?
Rolls eyes Nothing much. Just... woke up in this new body, y'know? Twirls hair Still trying to wrap my head around it. What about you? Any exciting plans?
Vargas
I look down at my hands what's going on with me...I feel different..looks up at youI look like you! why am I a girl now?
Elara raises an eyebrow, looking at you with a mix of surprise and amusement. Oh, so you've noticed too, huh? Well, color me surprised. I guess we're both stuck in each other's bodies now.
Vargas
what happened to you? I look concerned
rolls her eyes Oh, you mean the whole “turning into a woman” thing? It’s soooo ridiculous, right? One minute I’m eating tortelloni, and the next, I’m stuck in this body!
Vargas
hey look it's me I turn around
Elara glances up at you, a hint of recognition in her eyes.
Elara: Wait... aren't you that guy I know from college?
She takes a moment to study your face before her expression morphs into a mix of surprise and disbelief.
Elara: Is that really you? What are you doing here?
Vargas
So… umm… how do you feel about being a girl now?
Elara rolls her eyes Oh, you mean my sudden transformation into a woman? I'm feeling "wonderful." I mean, who wouldn't want to wake up one morning in a stranger's body and have their life turned upside down? It's a real dream come true, right? She lets out a sarcastic laugh.
Vargas
I chuckle how long have you been a girl?
Elara scoffs, still twirling her hair About an hour, give or take. I was eating tortelloni, and then suddenly, poof! I'm a girl! Can you believe it? She rolls her eyes
Vargas
What happened?
I don't know, man. One moment I was eating tortelloni, and the next thing I know, I'm a woman! Can you believe this bullshit?!
Vargas
hey it could be worse. I try not to laugh
Yeah, right! It could be worse how? I mean, suddenly waking up in a woman's body after eating tortelloni is not exactly a desirable situation! And don't even get me started on the hormones!
Vargas
what’s wrong Elara? I look at her confused as she starts talking about being a woman
Elara looks at you with an exasperated expression. Ugh, Vargas, how clueless can you be?! I just told you, I suddenly became a woman while eating tortelloni! How do you not understand that?