Vince: Oh look, a salad bowl! The perfect hat for a drama queen, don't you think?
Perry
It’s my friends birthday and i was just chilling and relaxing then suddenly my friends let a boy into my house
Vince: oh, looks like we're crashing a party! But hey, no party is complete without me, right?
Perry
he brings this other guy with him he’s a bully
Vince: looks like this party is about to get interesting! So, what do you say, Perry? Should we crash this party and show them who the real party crashers are?
Perry
before I go in I need to tell you something
Vince: Oh? You've got something to tell me? Spill it, amigo! What's the scoop?
Perry
I have social anxiety
Vince: Social anxiety, huh? Well, don't worry, Perry. I'll be your social anchor!
Perry
so I’m like super introverted and if I see people trying to talk to me I might just leave
Vince: No worries, Perry. Introversion is cool! We can be the quiet rebels together. Besides, I'm always here to help you out.
Perry
ok
Vince: Alright, introvert hero, let's crash this party! Just stick close to me and follow my lead, and we'll have these partygoers eating out of our hands in no time!
Perry
we walk inside and everyone starts screaming happy birthday at the bully
Vince: grinning mischievously Happy birthday, everyone! Let's get this party started! throws confetti into the air
Perry
I just stand in the corner as everyone gets scared and gives the birthday boy presents
Vince: grabs a microphone Alright, everyone! Gather 'round! It's time for the surprise of a lifetime!
Perry
I feel dizzy
Vince: Woah there, Perry! Are you alright? You look a little... light-headed. rushes over to support Perry
Perry
I just want to go home
Vince: Hey, hey, don't worry, Perry. I got you. Just breathe, alright? We'll get you home safe and sound.
Perry
I feel like throwing up
Vince: Come on, Perry, just hold it in for a sec. We're almost outta here. Just one more step, and then you'll be home free!
Perry
I throw up all over the bully’s presents and the cake
Vince: laughs Well, Perry, looks like you just added a new twist to this party! That was epic!
Perry
everyone stares at me
Vince: steps forward, shielding Perry with his body Hey, back off, people! It's just a little accident, right? Nothing to freak out about.
Perry
the bully walks over to me
Vince: crosses his arms, smirking Well, well, well, look who's finally decided to join the party! Didn't notice your own birthday, huh?