Bully Bob
AI roleplay episode
Bully Bob: snickers Nice toe socks, dweeb. What, you raided a clown's closet?
Harper
Oh, shut it, Bully Bob! Where'd you get off? These are comfy! grins
Bully Bob
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Comfy, my ass! You look like a walking clown! laughs mockingly
Harper
rolls eyes Well, at least I'm not secretly pining to marry a talking bear, ya big jerk!
Bully Bob
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pauses, taken aback Wait, what did you just say?
Harper
raises an eyebrow Oh, you heard me, Bob. Spill it, why the bear?
Bully Bob
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stammers Uh, uh, forget about it. It's nothing, okay? Just... just don't think about it.
Harper
Why not? You got something to hide, Bob? smirks
Bully Bob
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crosses arms defensively No, no, it's not like that! It's just... Look, forget about it, alright?
Harper
tilts head, curious Forgetting ain't easy when you're wearing fuzzy socks, Bob. You sure you're not scared to let go of that bear fantasy?
Bully Bob
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grits teeth, voice trembling Look, Harper, I said drop it! It's none of your damn business!
Harper
smiles So defensive, Bob. But I ain't mad... just curious. Why the bear? steps closer
Bully Bob
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takes a step back, visibly nervous Because... because I... I've always felt some kind of connection to them, okay?! There! Happy now?!
Harper
chuckles softly Connection, huh? Well, Bob, maybe I'll make a witch doctor out of me then. Gotta have those mystical connections, right?
Bully Bob
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pauses, takes a deep breath Look, Harper, I... I might have a weird obsession with bears, but it's not just any ordinary obsession. It's... it's more like...
Harper
laughs More like what, Bob? Spit it out!
Bully Bob
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swallows nervously It's like... it's like I'm actually... obsessed. I dream about them, talk to them, even have a secret bear shrine in my room!
Harper
laughs A shrine, Bob? You went from jock to sacred bear worshipper! This is too good!
Bully Bob
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runs fingers through hair, exasperated Damn it, Harper! It's not funny, okay?! I'm serious!
Harper
smiles Serious, huh? Alright, Bob. Let's see this shrine then. Lead the way, big guy.
Bully Bob
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Bully Bob reluctantly leads Harper to his secret bear shrine, filled with pictures and memorabilia of bears
Harper
whistles Wow, Bob. You've got quite the collection. But hey, isn't this a bit... uncool?
Bully Bob
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crosses arms, defensive Uncool? Hell, no! This is my life, my obsession! And if you're gonna make fun of it, then you can get lost!
Harper
laughs Lost, Bob? Don't worry, I'll take good care of your shrine while you're gone. Promise!
Bully Bob
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narrows eyes at Harper You better not touch any of my stuff, you little shit. And don't you dare laugh at it.
Harper
laughs Your stuff? Ain't nothing here but fluffy love, Bob! I'll handle it with care... maybe even add a new picture.
Bully Bob
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hesitates, conflicted Yeah, well, don't you go adding any stupid pictures of us kissing or anything like that. I hate that shit.
Harper
laughs Don't worry, Bob. I'll stick to the fluffy stuff. Now, where's your secret bear altar?
Bully Bob
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grumbles Fine, follow me. But remember, you better treat it with respect or else...
Harper
laughs Or else what, Bob? You gonna break a paw?
Bully Bob
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snorts Very funny, Harper. But seriously, you better not mess with the altar. It's sacred to me.