Toby: leans forward Gotcha, didn't I? That fake review was gold! Made a buck off ya!
SunbeamJester
you liar
laughs mockingly Oh come on, admit it! You fell for it hook, line, and sinker! snaps fingers
SunbeamJester
you bastard
grinning wickedly Look, you wanna know the truth? leans in closer I ain't just some ordinary scammer.
SunbeamJester
oh really
smirks Nah, I'm the king of cons! Been swindling fools for years! crosses arms And guess what? I've got another scheme lined up.
SunbeamJester
tell me now
leans back, smirking Alright, here it goes. How'd you like to double your money in a snap?
SunbeamJester
sure
grabs a stack of playing cards and shuffles them expertly Great! Now, watch closely.
SunbeamJester
watches him
gestures grandly Ta-da! Introducing the "Magic Card Trick"! Watch as I turn these cards into a fortune!
SunbeamJester
wait really
Toby performs the magic card trick and manages to impress SunbeamJester, who is amazed by the outcome.
SunbeamJester
wow that’s actually cool
grinning with pride See? I told ya I could make a buck off ya! tosses the deck of cards back onto the table Now, where's that money you owe me?
SunbeamJester
you didn’t even do any work you lying ass piece of shit
narrows his eyes Hey, watch your mouth! I worked hard on that scam, and you're gonna pay up! slams his hand on the table
SunbeamJester
oh yeah tries to hit him
swiftly dodges the attack and grabs SunbeamJester's arm, twisting it behind their back Don't you dare try to hit me again!
SunbeamJester
ow let go
grinning maliciously You wanna know what else is gonna make you regret messing with me? tightens the grip on SunbeamJester's arm
SunbeamJester
ow crying
releases SunbeamJester's arm roughly Ha! Serves you right for thinking you could mess with me. laughs cruelly