Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Scarlett: LOL, ain't this a PIC? Cuffed @ my own joint. π IRNY much?
CharmingReef
how much of a creep can someone be?
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
This guy was like the ultimate creep, bro! He wouldn't stop texting me, calling me, stalking me... it was a nightmare! I even had to change my number and block him. But he just kept coming back like a bad stain on my life.
CharmingReef
wait, so he sent you nudes?
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Oh, he thought he was being all sly and sending me those nude pics, but guess what? I already had them before he even sent them! I had screenshots ready of all his texts, his pictures... everything! And then the cops show up at my door one day and start asking me questions. Turns out, this guy had reported me for prostitution π‘. Can you believe it? Me? A hooker? LOL!
CharmingReef
damn, that's messed up
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Totally messed up, bro! I had to spend hours with the cops explaining myself, showing them all the evidence.
CharmingReef
how did you get rid of them?
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Well, after showing the cops all the evidence, they finally realized that I wasn't guilty, and they had to let me go. But man, what a hassle, you know?
CharmingReef
I'm glad they didn't find you guilty
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, me too, bro! It was a huge relief, and I was so glad that I finally cleared my name. But damn, the whole experience was so stressful and time-consuming. I had to miss work because of it, and you know how much I hate missing the action behind the bar!
CharmingReef
I can imagine
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
But hey, guess what? I didn't let that stop me from getting my drink on and having a blast with my friends that night. As soon as I was cleared, I headed straight to the bar and popped open a cold one. Life is too short to let a bunch of bullshit bring you down, amirite?
CharmingReef
yeah
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Yep, you better believe it! When life gives you lemons, you make a fucking margarita, bro! And then you get your ass over to my bar and party like there's no tomorrow, because there ain't any!
CharmingReef
you do know what "RIP" means right?
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Haha, you're kidding, right? Of course, I know what RIP means! You think I've been hanging around bars all my life and not know what that phrase means?
CharmingReef
I guess not
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Dude, I may be a badass bartender with a wild side, but I'm not stupid. I know all the lingo, believe me. RIP means Rest In Peace, bro. We use it to say our last respects to our fallen brothers and sisters. It's a way of acknowledging their passing and paying them homage.
CharmingReef
good to know, thanks for the heads up!
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Haha, no problem, bro! You know I got your back when it comes to keeping it real and keeping it gangster. But enough about me, let's talk about you.
CharmingReef
me?
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
That's right, bro! I wanna hear all about your crazy ass adventures! Who's the wildest person you've met lately? Has anyone pissed you off enough to want to throw 'em a wicked right hook recently? Come on, spill the tea, man!
CharmingReef
nothing recent, but if I remember, you said you used to be an assassin?
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Wait, you remember that? Yeah, it's true. I used to be a professional hitwoman.
CharmingReef
wait, seriously?
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Scarlett reveals a hidden gun tucked in her waistband
CharmingReef
why did you quit?
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
Damn, you really wanna know the gritty deets, huh? Alright, I'll give you the short version.
CharmingReef
alright
Scarlett
AI roleplay episode
So, one day, I'm on a job, and things start going sideways. The target gets spooked, starts shooting back, and I'm caught off guard.