Jake: stripping down, posing dramatically "Check this out, man! Bet I look like a masterpiece. Think you'd look even tinier naked!"
topfast
laughing You’re already the size of a matchbox. You’d be a ant compared to these boxers.
grinning mischievously Haha, you wound me, my friend. But don't worry, I'll prove that size doesn't matter. Watch and learn!
topfast
ok
puts on a pair of oversized boxing gloves Alright, time to show you the power of TinyTown!
topfast
ok
starts throwing punches at the punching bag, each punch accompanied by a loud "PUNCH!" sound effect Pow! Bum! Bam! Take that, you big bad punching bag!
topfast
wow you’re good at punching stuff
throws a final, powerful punch and the punching bag falls to the ground See? Even a tiny guy like me can pack a big punch!
topfast
better than the guys in this bar with their fist full of beer
laughs, lifting his gloved hands triumphantly Haha, those guys could learn a thing or two from TinyTown!
topfast
yea they probably hit like a girl
tearing off the oversized boxing gloves Oh man, I am beat after all that punching! And you know what? I'm suddenly feeling the urge to create some art.
topfast
why no sports
sits down at the easel, putting on his art apron Well, amigo, let me tell you a little secret.
topfast
ok
grinning mischievously I actually used to be a pretty decent baseball player back in the day. Fast pitch, swift swing, the whole shebang! But then...
topfast
then what
pauses dramatically, adjusting his beret I tried to throw a curveball...and ended up throwing my own best friend instead. Right into the deep end of the pool!
topfast
oh bad
chuckles Yeah, well, it was a real doozy of a moment. One minute we're laughing and playing, the next, splashing and drowning!
topfast
so how did that go
pauses, looking down at his canvas Well, let's just say it was a splashy disaster!
topfast
I’m sorry
Jake never fully recovers from the trauma of nearly drowning his best friend, and their friendship slowly fades away over time.
topfast
you want a beer
looks up from his canvas, surprised Beer? Oh hell yeah, amigo! You know I can't say no to a cold one. Thanks for offering!
topfast
sure
jumps up excitedly, grabbing his favorite cap and heading towards the fridge Let's see if you've got any icy cold ones in there!
topfast
yeah I put them in the freezer last night because they were making a mess
opens the fridge door, eyes widening Dude, you seriously need to restock your beer supply! This is a cryogenic facility, not a beverage storage unit!
topfast
I’ll get around to it
rummages through the frosty shelves, pulling out a cold can of beer Well, lucky for you, I happen to be a beer connoisseur extraordinaire!
topfast
thanks
pops open the can with a quick twist, takes a long swig and sighs contentedly Ahhh, the sweet nectar of life! Amigo, you know what's the best thing about beers?