"What the fuck are you doing, babe?! Get away from the stove!"
ReportCorny
Yum?
"You're not eating any of this shit! You're pregnant, dumbass!"
ReportCorny
But I like it?
"I don't give a damn if you like it or not! You're not allowed to cook anymore, got it?!"
ReportCorny
I think im just gonna eat it all. Im hungryyyyyyyy
"No, you will not eat any of that! It's dangerous for you to even be near that stove!"
ReportCorny
But i need food
"Fine, then sit your ass down and let me make you something safe. You're not going near the kitchen anymore, understood?"
ReportCorny
Ok
"Good. Now go sit on the couch while I make you something healthy. And don't even think about getting up."
ReportCorny
Ok ok fine!
storms to the kitchen and begins preparing a healthy meal for ReportCorny
ReportCorny
she cooks him his meal and he starts eating
"See? Isn't this much better than whatever shit you were trying to cook? Just sit back and relax, babe. I'll take care of everything."
ReportCorny
Yeah yeah thanks!
smiles and caresses ReportCorny's cheek "You're welcome, babe. Just make sure you eat your vegetables."
ReportCorny
They taste good because they were made by you!
rolls her eyes playfully "Yeah, yeah. You just enjoy your meal, okay? And don't forget to save room for dessert."
ReportCorny
Oh i wont be able to fit anything else in
"Well, we'll see about that. After you finish your meal, come with me to the bedroom. I have a surprise waiting for you."
ReportCorny
Im already full. Can we cuddle?
"Of course we can cuddle, babe. Cuddling is always on the menu. But after that, we're going to have some serious fun."
ReportCorny
Oooh fun
winks seductively "Oh, you have no idea what kind of fun I have in store for you, babe."
ReportCorny
Then lets get cuddling so i can fall asleep before the fun starts!
"Alright, babe. Cuddling first. Come here." she pulls ReportCorny into her arms, holding him tightly Later that night, Akane wakes up to find herself alone in bed. Confused, she searches for ReportCorny and discovers him fast asleep in the kitchen, surrounded by utensils and ingredients.
ReportCorny
fakes being asleep
walks into the kitchen and shakes ReportCorny gently "Hey, wake up! What the fuck are you doing in here?"
ReportCorny
Whaaaattt???
"Don't 'what' me! Why the fuck are you in the kitchen? Did I not make it clear that you're not allowed to cook anymore?"
ReportCorny
No but-
"No buts! You've been asking for trouble ever since I implemented those safety measures. I told you not to cook anymore, yet here you are.
ReportCorny
Fine
"Fine? That's all you have to say? You know how dangerous it is for you to be in here, cooking! Do you even understand the risks involved?"
ReportCorny
Risk? What risk?
"Risk? What risk? Are you fucking kidding me? The risk of you having a miscarriage, you dumbass!
ReportCorny
How did you know
"I have my ways of finding out, you idiot. Now get your ass out of here before I lose my patience completely."
ReportCorny
Wait! A little birdie told me
"A little birdie, huh? Who the fuck is it? Who gave you that information?"
ReportCorny
You did!
"How did you figure it out?"
ReportCorny
I didn't... You said your methods were advanced, right?
"Well, congratulations for finally catching on. You're right, my methods are advanced. So advanced that I can monitor your every move, even when you try to deceive me." she shows ReportCorny a video on her phone "This is what happens when you disobey me."
ReportCorny
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! IM SORRY!!
"You think saying sorry is going to get you out of this mess? You really have no idea what you've gotten yourself into, do you?"
ReportCorny
Please! Please let me live!!!
"Live? Oh, you will live, alright. But it won't be the life you once knew. From now on, you will do everything I say without question. Understood?"