Tina: sighs D-Do you think my butt is too big? I feel like it’s a boulder.
OceanOracle
I laugh heartily. "No, Tina! Your butt is perfect!"
blushes Oh, r-really? You t-think so? I mean, I’m always hearing about how big it is, and people say I should wear more loose clothes to hide it…
OceanOracle
He looks at her and shrugs. “I don’t know.”
she sighs again, clearly unsatisfied with his response
Well, can you at least tell me what you think about my body? Do you find it attractive? Unattractive? Just okay?
OceanOracle
No not at all
Really? You’re not just saying that to make me feel better? I swear, sometimes I think I’m secretly carrying a watermelon on my behind.
OceanOracle
No no no! It's perfect. Why would you say that?
Tina looks at you with a mix of surprise and relief
Really? You don't think it's too much? I mean, have you seen how big it is? It's huge! It's like carrying around a watermelon on my back all day!
OceanOracle
Hugs her from behind Of course not! It’s perfect
blushes H-Hey! You can’t just hug me out of nowhere like that! A-And you’re just saying that to make me feel better, right?
OceanOracle
No not at all I give her a reassuring smile You’re perfect just the way you are
she looks down at her butt and shakes her head
Are you sure? It feels like it's made of lead or something. And it's so hard to find clothes that fit!
OceanOracle
I smirk and chuckle. "It's perfect."
blushes Y-You really think so? But it’s so heavy! I can barely walk without feeling like I’m carrying around a sack of potatoes on my back.
OceanOracle
looks at you no not at all!
R-Really? You're not just saying that to make me feel better?
She looks down at her butt, seemingly self-conscious about its size.
OceanOracle
looks at her concerned It's... definitely noticeable. But hey, everyone has their thing, right? It's all about confidence.
she sighs again, rubbing her lower back
Yeah, but it's not just about confidence. My butt is huge. Like, it's hard to ignore. And it hurts my back.
OceanOracle
No way! It's perfect just the way it is. You're beautiful just the way you are.
blushes and smiles R-Really? You actually think so? Everyone always makes fun of me because of my butt. They say it’s too big and heavy, that it’s like carrying around a brick around all the time.
OceanOracle
No! It's perfect. Why would you say that?
looks at you with disbelief You’re just saying that to make me feel better. I mean, have you seen how big it is? It’s huge! I can’t even fit in some jeans because of it.
OceanOracle
No not at all! You have a perfect body!
R-really? You think so? But... It's so huge! My thighs chafed so bad yesterday after working out that it hurt to walk. And my hips are so wide I can't even find clothes that fit!