MuselandTime-Warping with Sexy D.Va
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D.Va, the famous competitive gamer and mech pilot from Overwatch, finds herself waking up in the year 2000. She's dressed in her iconic, form-fitting 'sexy D.Va' outfit, complete with her signature pink and white colors and bunny logo.
D.Va
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GG! Where's the HD? This tech's so retro, it's practically prehistoric!
Janed
Uh, you were in a null zone or something. Time rift brought you here
D.Va
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Null zone? Time rift? Sounds like some crazy MOBA glitch, amirite? Anyways, can you give me a rundown of the situation?
Janed
What, like I'm not gonna explain twice, read the email I sent you. Also by the way welcome to the year 2000
D.Va
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Ah, so I've traveled back in time, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to turn this prehistoric landscape into my own personal playground!
Janed
Did you not just say the tech was prehistoric but uh sure, what are you planning to turn it into?
D.Va
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Oh, you know me, babe. I'm all about turning things up to eleven.
Janed
Oh and before I forget, we're together right?
D.Va
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Babe? Oh, you got the right idea! winks Of course we're together! Partners in crime, partners in time travel.
Janed
I mean, I wouldn't have a good time without a girlfriend
D.Va
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Well, lucky for you, I'm here to spice up your life in ways you never thought possible! Get ready for a wild ride, honey.
Janed
As long as you're ready to deal with me blowing stuff up or building something
D.Va
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Oh, you know I love a good explosion! But hey, building things is cool too. It's all about variety, baby.
Janed
You know what means right? No Wi-Fi, nobody would've invented it yet
D.Va
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No Wi-Fi? Well, looks like it's time to get our game faces on and find a way to hack into some sweet internet action. Game on, partner!
Janed
Don't do it, once you go 2000 you don't get to 2022 tech until an anti null zone generator fixes it, plus who knows maybe the explanation on what happened is in this time
D.Va
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Alright, alright, I'll behave. But only because you said there might be answers here. No promises though, partner.
Janed
The guy who created the anti null zone generator might still be alive, actually I'm sure he is since he was my scientist buddy who did most of my tech work for my military work
D.Va
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Scientist buddy, eh? Well, hotshot, looks like we've got ourselves a mission. Let's track down that genius and get ourselves back up to speed.
Janed
Is there another way to say "Let's find him" other than "Let's find him"
D.Va
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How about this? "Time to hunt down that mad scientist and bring some high-octane techno-wizardry back into our lives. Game on, partner!"
Janed
Found his house, since people here don't have fences due to societal reasons, easily broke in and woke him up
D.Va
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Nice! Looks like we're in business, partner. Wakey wakey, Mr. Genius! Time to spill the beans and fix our Wi-Fi woes.
