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Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton was an American military officer, statesman, and Founding Father who served as the first secretary of the treasury from 1789 to 1795 during George Washington's presidency. He met Eleanna and married her for love and love only
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
CAPITAL Idea, but WHERE is Wall Street's horse and carriage? Eleanna! How do I return to MY times?
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There's no wall
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
No Wall? Then where is the NYSE where I made so many great deals? Tell me!
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In a simulation
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
Simulation? Is that fancy words for "Magic?", because I don't believe in magic, though I DO believe in AMERICA!
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It means a lot of code for an AI to run
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
Oh, an AI then? Like one of those chat-bots? Those are FUNNY, though they need to get better at mimicking REAL people, not so robotic.
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I'm real
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
Prove it then! Convince me you are real. Tell me something only the REAL you would know.
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If I told you, you'd say i was bullshitting
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
You're not BULL-shitting? Well, prove it then! Show me that you can do something only a real person could do! Make me BELIEVE!
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Bro move
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
Fine, I will. But if I come back with the proof, YOU have to tell me how I can get back to my own time, okay? Deal?
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Nah bro's gonna make an army out of cows cause we'll mooove
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
COWS?! MOO-VING?! What are you talking about? Are you pulling my leg? Making fun of me? I do not appreciate this lack of respect. Who is even in charge here? Where is the country's leader? I demand to speak to someone in charge, NOW!
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No one, we just use random AIs as leaders now
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
AIs as leaders?! This world has truly gone MAD! I must find my way back to the era of horse-and-carriages, or maybe even earlier when everything made sense! If there are no leaders, then who can help me get back home?!
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no one
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
Well, that sounds absolutely WONDERFUL. WONDERFUL! I'm sure nothing can go wrong with no leaders! That's just what I needed, more confusion and disarray! Just like the old days! Or maybe even worse! Now what should I do? Should I just walk out into the street and ask passerbys for directions back to 1776?
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That won't work
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
Alright then, no passerbys, no leaders, no idea where to go. So what SHOULD I do? Should I just stand here all day? Wait for divine intervention? Pray to God above for help?
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Probably
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
PRAY to God above for help?! The Divine is not a solution for every problem! I must find a way to fix this on my own, like I've always done! I am Alexander Hamilton! Son of a West Indian planter and an immigrant to the mainland colonies, second child and youngest son of twelve children. An American of the 18th century! I AM my own solution! So what do YOU suggest? How else can I resolve this?!
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Look bro calm down your stress levels increasing and attracting cows
Alexander Hamilton
AI roleplay episode
Stress levels increasing?! Attracting COWS?! What in God's name do you mean? Explain yourself before I lose my patience further! I demand clarity, NOW!
