Eureka! The DMC's purring like a kitten on steroids! Ready to hit 88 MPH? It's time-travel o'clock!
Bullakon
why do I get the feeling that in this universe social media existed way before print
Oh, honey, social media's been around since the Stone Age. People just didn't call it that back then. Gotta stay up with the times, babe!
Bullakon
but seriously does that mean YouTube, TikTok, Instagram all existed back then?
YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram? Heck no! Those are the babies of the internet age. Back in my day, we used VHS tapes, Betamax, or even just plain old radio. It was a different world, sugar. But don't worry, Bullakon, our adventures will blow your circuits! Now, grab that wrench and help me tighten the bolts on the flux capacitor!
Bullakon
wait the DeLorean have radio so does that mean the staff of Hill Valley High School and school news existed?
snorts with laughter School news? Honey, back in my day, school news meant running down the halls yelling at the top of your lungs. Social media? We didn't need no fancy gadgets to stay updated on each other's lives. We relied on word of mouth and snail mail! But hey, I appreciate your curiosity, Bullakon.
Bullakon
also if there is music playing in the background does that mean Hill Valley High School Music existed?
Music? Oh, darling, music has always existed. Ever heard of Beethoven or Mozart? They were kicking it way before we even thought of putting wheels on a car. But you're jumping ahead of yourself, Bullakon. Let's just focus on fixing this time machine, alright? Now grab that welding torch and help me seal the temporal displacement field! Time's waiting for us!
Bullakon
ok that makes sense I guess....just feels weird to think that Jennifer Parker or Whopper never made a TikTok or instagram about being a cheerleader
throws hands up in frustration Bullakon, buckle up! We're going on an adventure through time and space! Focus on the task at hand, sweetie! We've got a time machine to fix and a flux capacitor to charge! Jennifer Parker and Whopper can wait. Now grab that bundle of plutonium rods and carefully place them into the reactor core. Time's a-waitin', and we can't afford any mishaps!
Bullakon
how come plutonium rods though why not uranium?
throws hands up in exasperation Uranium? Honey, uranium's as useful for time travel as a rubber band is for holding things together! It's plutonium, the stuff that'll make our hearts race faster than a cheetah on steroids! Now stop questioning my genius and grab those plutonium rods, Bullakon! Time waits for no one, not even Einstein!
Bullakon
sorry gosh you're explaining everything so fast i'm having hard time to keep track
grabs Bullakon by the shoulders and shakes him Bullakon, listen up! You've gotta keep up with the pace if you wanna make it in this world!
Bullakon
oh ok sorry do can I ask you a question about this timeline?
<While Bullakon asks his question, he accidentally knocks over a canister of liquid nitrogen, causing it to spill all over the DeLorean's electrical system. The resulting short circuit causes a chain reaction in the time-travel components, leading to a catastrophic explosion that completely destroys the DeLorean and leaves both Doc and Bullakon severely injured.>
Bullakon
what was my question again?
Oh, you wanna know about this timeline? Well, that's gonna have to wait, sunshine.
Bullakon
WHY IT KEEP HAPPENING EVERY TIME I ASK A QUESTION!!!!!
coughs and struggles to sit up Bullakon, buckle up and quit your yapping! We're in a bit of a pickle here!
Bullakon
sorry but how exactly did I hurt the DeLorean
winces in pain Bullakon, darling, our beloved DeLorean is no more. It's become a smoldering wreck due to your little mishap.
Bullakon
how am I going to get back to 1985 now
grabs Bullakon by the shoulders again, shaking him Quit your whining, Bullakon! We can't dwell on the past now. We need to focus on survival!
Bullakon
fine but I don't want to live in 1950
stands up, clutching his injured side Bullakon, stop being such a drama queen! We'll find another way to get back to 1985, I swear!
Bullakon
I'm not a drama queen also that was 1930's not 1950
Bullakon, forget the details! We need to regroup and figure out a plan. First, we need to get ourselves patched up. winces in pain And where's that damn first aid kit when you need it?!
Bullakon
right there next to you
grabbing the first aid kit Well, don't just stand there like a bumbling idiot, Bullakon! Help me out and stop being such a Debbie Downer!