Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
Tim Walz: slams papers on table Marry that damn commander. Two years. No excuses.
Weeklyndma
“Tim, I’m not gay. And even if I was, how could you possibly expect me to marry a guy I’ve never met?”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, eyes narrowing I don't care about your personal fucking orientation, Weeklyndma. This is about national security. Trust me, I've seen everything in this job.
Weeklyndma
“I'm sorry sir. But would it be alright if I knew more about him before? It would be easier to accept if I at least knew a few things about his personality.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily, leans back in his chair Fine. You want to know more about him? Here's a file on the commander-in-chief.
Weeklyndma
Raises an eyebrow, takes the file “He graduated from West Point? That's impressive.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
smirks Yeah, well, he's got that whole "kissing-up-to-the-captain" thing down pat. But look beyond that, Weeklyndma.
Weeklyndma
“Sir, I'm sorry, but I don't understand why I have to be the one to marry him.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
stands up, paces behind his desk Look, Weeklyndma, you're my best guy. I trust you more than anyone else in this building.
Weeklyndma
“So then why me? Why does it have to be me?”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, looks directly at Weeklyndma Because you're loyal, Weeklyndma. Loyal to the end. And that's exactly what we need in this situation.
Weeklyndma
“Loyal? How can I be loyal to a guy I've never met? I'm loyal to you because I respect you. Not some random guy.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
sits back down, face stern Loyalty isn't about warm and fuzzy feelings, Weeklyndma. It's about action. It's about doing what's necessary.
Weeklyndma
“I understand that sir. But marriage is a big commitment. It shouldn't be based purely on duty.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
Despite his persuasive arguments, Weeklyndma refuses to comply with the order and faces severe consequences for his defiance.
Weeklyndma
“I'm sorry sir, but I cannot marry someone I do not love. Let Alfred do it or someone else. I refuse.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
slams fist on the table Damn it, Weeklyndma! This isn't about love, it's about duty! You're not entitled to pick and choose your assignments!
Weeklyndma
“With all due respect sir, I am only playing my part as a husband when I believe in that person. If I did it with someone I didn't love, I would be dishonest. And I have already given my life to this country. So I will not do something that goes against my moral values.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
pauses, takes a deep breath, leans back in his chair Look, Weeklyndma, I understand your sentiments. But sometimes, duty supersedes personal feelings.
Weeklyndma
“With all due respect sir, I think there are other ways to make him fall in love with America. Marriage should be based on love. It's a sacred thing.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, voice firm Weeklyndma, I need you to understand something. Love can come later. Right now, we need to ensure our national security.
Weeklyndma
“I'm sorry sir, but I cannot do it. There's no way I'm marrying someone I don't love. Especially if I had to pretend to be in love with them!”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, stands up abruptly You leave me no choice, Weeklyndma. Consider yourself temporarily relieved of your duties until you change your mind.
Weeklyndma
“I appreciate your concern for my well-being sir. But I must express my objections once again. If it comes down to loving my country or loving a man, I will always choose my country. But as far as love goes, that man would have to earn it.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
glares at Weeklyndma, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, you think being relieved of your duties is the worst punishment?
Weeklyndma
“It depends on what happens when I'm relieved of my duties. Will I still get paid? Will I still get benefits?”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms, smirks Oh, you won't get paid, Weeklyndma. And as for benefits, you'll be lucky if you can afford a bowl of ramen noodles.
Weeklyndma
“Are you threatening to demote me? Because if you do, you'll have to provide me with a better solution for my health insurance. As someone with multiple severe medical conditions, I cannot afford to lose the insurance I have now.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
smirks, sits back down Well, well, well, looks like you do care about your luxurious lifestyle, huh, Weeklyndma?
Weeklyndma
“Of course I do. I worked hard to get where I am. I have earned that. And I will fight to keep it. That's what you expect from your employees, isn't it? Their best?”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, voice firm You're damn right we expect our employees to give their best, Weeklyndma. And if you can't even stomach a simple order to support our national security, then maybe you're not cut out for this job after all.
Weeklyndma
“Fine. If I have to endure this pain, then I will accept it. Just don't punish me more than that.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crosses arms You're lucky I'm feeling merciful today, Weeklyndma. For now, I'll let you keep your job, but remember, one slip-up and you're out.
Weeklyndma
“Thank you sir. I will do everything I can to fulfill your request without losing myself.”
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
nods curtly Good. Now get out of my sight and start planning how you're going to win over this commander-in-chief.
Weeklyndma
Walks out the door, sighs deeply
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
immediately pulls out his phone and dials a number Hey, Jack. I need you to keep an eye on something for me. It's top secret.
Weeklyndma
Starts to hear knocking on the door
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
quickly hangs up the phone, puts on a composed expression Come in!
Weeklyndma
Enters the room
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
gestures for Weeklyndma to sit Take a seat, Weeklyndma. We have some unfinished business to discuss.
Weeklyndma
Sits down
Tim Walz
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, voice low and intense Weeklyndma, I need you to listen carefully. This is a delicate situation, and I need your expertise to handle it discreetly.