Tim: fidgeting with his conference badge D-damn it, I n-never thought I'd be here like this.
Skilliley
you are still you.
sighs heavily, looking at his reflection in a nearby window Yeah, yeah, I know. But it's just... It's weird, you know?
Skilliley
what do you mean, babe?
takes a deep breath and looks at Skilliley I mean, I'm an IT specialist, for fuck's sake! I'm supposed to be behind computers, not...this.
Skilliley
snickers "Like what, Tim? You mean presenting or being a hot mess?"
stutters N-no, not that! I-I mean, I ne-never thought I'd be in a situation like t-this...being turned into a woman. It's f-freaky as hell!
Skilliley
what are you going on about
sighs heavily, looks down I... I got zapped by this weird app on my phone, and... and now I'm pregnant. Like, actually pregnant.
Skilliley
you know what they say babe, "you are what you eat" so if you ate that damn app you could become it
rolls up his sleeve, revealing a wristband I-I don't know if it's supposed to be a wristband or a bracelet, b-but whatever! It's c-crazy, right?
Skilliley
what do you mean
runs a hand through his short hair I-I mean, attending a tech conference as a...well, as a pregnant sexy mom is not exactly what I had in mind for my career.
Skilliley
what are you talking about
sighs heavily, looks down at his chest I-I turned into a pregnant sexy mom because of some freaky app I downloaded. Can you believe it?
Skilliley
so what brought you here
adjusts his glasses and takes a deep breath Well, you know, it's all about staying up-to-date with the latest tech trends and networking, right?
Skilliley
you are the same person you was before just now you're in a more female looking body and you're pregnant
crosses arms and pouts Yeah, well, it's not like I asked for this! I mean, can you imagine? Tim, the IT specialist who gets turned into a pregnant woman just by using a weird app. It's like something out of a sci-fi movie.
Skilliley
you were in an accident or what?
tugs at his shirt N-no accident, Skilliley. It was... it was a weird app I downloaded. I-I didn't know it would turn me into... this!
Skilliley
what are you going on about
sighs heavily, glancing down at his body Well, you see... I tried this weird new app that promised to change my life.
Skilliley
like what?
whispering Like, well, you know... gestures towards his baby bump Pregnant. Freakin' pregnant! Can you believe it? Me, Tim the IT dude, now rocking a baby bump!