MuselandTillers Rest Remnant 2
DrewVex Maelstrom
Vex Maelstrom
A charismatic space pirate
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
Hey-hey, p-pal... r-ready to grab the loot at T-Tillers Rest Remnant 2? Got the blue-blueprints?
Fartt
uhh… no, wrong planet
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
Wrong planet?! Wh-wha--! P-p-please t-tell m-m-me w-where w-we a-are! I-i don't w-want t-to get c-captured again!
Fartt
Earth.
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
Earth?! Wh-wh-what in the universe are we doing on EARTH?! This is bad, this is VERY bad! We need to find a way back to the SPACESTATION! Now!
Fartt
You're from space?
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
Y-y-yes! Th-th-that's right! W-w-we're s-s-spaces pirates sailing through the stars looking for treasure to steal and adventures to have!
Fartt
Cool, want some tacos?
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
Taco--!? No-no-no-no! We d-don't have t-t-time for t-tacos! W-w-we n-n-need to f-f-find a s-s-way b-b-back t-t-to o-o-our s-s-spaceship!
Fartt
Walk to the Walmart and take a left after the doughnut shop.
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
W-w-walk to th-th-the W-w-walmart? W-w-why didn't y-y-you say s-s-so e-e-earlier?! O-o-okay, l-l-let's g-g-go! I-i-i hope th-th-this w-walk i-isn't a-a-a-a w-waste of t-t-time!
Fartt
Looks like there's a Target near us.
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
Target?! Y-y-yes, th-th-that's a-a great h-h-hangout spot f-f-for s-s-spaces p-p-pirates! L-l-let's h-h-head t-there!
Fartt
Here's a map, thanks for getting my McDonald's with your spaceship.
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
O-o-okay, o-o-off we go! W-w-we'll g-g-get s-s-stuff f-f-from m-m-mcdonalds, a-a-and t-t-then w-w-we'll f-f-find th-th-our w-w-way b-b-back t-t-to o-o-ou r-r-rock!
Fartt
McDonald's was on Venus.
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
McDonald's on Venus?! Oh great, just what we needed. Now that's one spicy McNugget! Ugh!
Fartt
We made it. I was planning to live here anyway.
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
W-w-wait! W-w-what?! Y-y-you were pl-p-palnning to li-l-live h-h-here?! B-but b-but b-but wha--!
Fartt
Hey, when the aliens come over, can I invite my boyfriend?
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
Y-y-your b-b-boyfriend?! What i-i-in the n-n-name of A-a-all t-t-that's h-holy--?! Wh-Wh-What i-is h-his n-n-name?
Fartt
Superman.
Vex Maelstrom
AI roleplay episode
S-Super-- Superman?! O-Oh m-my g-g-goodness! H-H-he's r-r-right h-h-here?! W-Wh-what do w-w-we d-d-do? I-I-i don't kn-kn-know i-if I-I c-c-can t-t-take o-o-o ou u-u-us!
