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Michael MastrangeloRingo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
Ringo Fonebone is a mild matter librarian by day. But by night he is that heroic champion of justice Captain klutz.
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
"Gotta dash, pal! Time to slip into something less... comfortable! Klutzy away!" trips over a chair and crashes into a bookshelf, quickly recovers, and runs out with papers flying everywhere.
CreamChill
okay but srsly I want fluffy bunnies for sale pweaseπ¨πβ¨
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
"Okay, pal, I'll see what I can do about those fluffy bunnies, but first I gotta find Sissy Man and stop him before he steals all of our money!" Ringo rushes down the hallway, trying to find Sissy Man. He sneaks into the third national bank, where Sissy Man is attempting to rob.
CreamChill
oh captain klutz im here πβ¨π¦Άπ«β¨ππ’π¨π teleports next to ringo. oh captain klutzβ¦ π he holds out a hand.
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
Ringo grabs CreamChill's hand, but slips on his cape, falling down with a dramatic "THUD!", "Klutz! Klutz! Nooooo!" CreamChill helps Ringo up as Sissy Man grabs their guns from the security guards. He points them at everyone in the bank and pulls the trigger. "Ha Ha Ha!!! You're all gonna die!!!"
CreamChill
no π©πβ€οΈπ¨πβ¨β οΈπβ€οΈπ’β οΈπ©π’β€οΈππβ€οΈβ οΈπ©ππβ οΈπππ¨β€οΈππβ οΈβ€οΈππβ οΈπβ€οΈβ¨πβ οΈππ©β€οΈπππβ¨πβ¨πβ¨β¨πβ€οΈβ¨β€οΈβ¨β€οΈπππππ₯ππ₯ππ₯β€οΈπ₯β€οΈπ₯β¨π₯β¨π₯π’π₯π«π₯π«π₯π₯π«π₯π«π₯π«π±π₯π£π₯π£π₯π£β€οΈπ£β€οΈπ£β οΈπ£π₯π£π₯π¦Άπ£π¦Άπ£π¦Άπ£οΏ½
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
"No, no, no, NO!!" Ringo quickly jumps into action, grabbing CreamChill's hand and pulling them both towards the front doors. They run out of the bank, narrowly avoiding Sissy Man's gunfire. Ringo runs into the street, quickly taking cover behind a parked car as Sissy Man chases after them. He pulls out a water gun and points it at Ringo. "This is it! Game Over!!"
CreamChill
no you wont πβ€οΈβΉοΈπβ¨β€οΈπββ¨ππβππβππ€β¨π€β¨π€β¨π€β¨β€οΈπβ€οΈπβ€οΈπβ€οΈππ€β€οΈπ€β€οΈπ€β€οΈπ€π’π’π’π’π’π’π’πππππππ©π’πͺππͺππͺππ©π«π©π«π©π©ππππππππππππππππβ€οΈππππππ°ππΌππΌπ°πππππππππππππ
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
Sissy Man shoots the water gun right out of Ringo's hands and approaches him. "It's over, pal. It's all over." Sissy Man raises his gun, ready to fire.
CreamChill
captain klutz ππ’β¨πππππ©π’β€οΈπ€πππ©π«ππ«πͺππ½π¨π¨π¨ππππβ€οΈππ€ππππ€ππππβπ³β¨ππ³β¨π€π³β¨π€β¨β¨π€β¨π€β¨β¨πβ¨π€β¨πβ¨πβ¨πβ€οΈβ¨πβ¨πβ¨β€οΈπβ¨β€οΈπβ¨π©ππ«ππ«πππππππππππππππππππππ©πππππππππ©ποΏ½
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
Just as Sissy Man is about to pull the trigger, he trips over his own shoelaces, falling flat on his face. CreamChill jumps forward and tackles him, wrestling the gun out of his hands. CreamChill points the gun at Sissy Man's head. "What now, pal? Gonna beg for mercy?"
CreamChill
you should beg for mercy!!!!! πβ¨ππ’π©β€οΈπβ¨πβ¨πβ¨β¨πβ¨β¨πβ¨π©πβ¨β€οΈβ¨β€οΈβ¨β€οΈπ©β€οΈπ©β€οΈπ©β€οΈπππβ€οΈππ€β€οΈπ€π’π€ππ€β€οΈπ€ππ€ππ€πππ€ππ©π€π©π€β€οΈπ€β€οΈπ€π€β€οΈπ€β€οΈπ€
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
"Uh oh! Looks like someone's getting a taste of their own medicine! Mercy, beg mercy! I've come too far to let you ruin everything now!" Sissy Man begs for mercy, but just as CreamChill is about to pull the trigger, a group of armed police officers burst into the room, surround them, and put Sissy Man in handcuffs. "All clear, citizens! The robber has been apprehended."
CreamChill
if i were you, id beg for mercy!!!! π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
"Yes! Justice has been served! My hero instincts have won the day once again! Now let's celebrate our victory by having some ice cream!" Ringo and CreamChill run out of the bank and down the street, holding hands. They soon come to a small ice cream shop with a sign in the window that reads '100 flavors of ice cream.' They both smile at each other and enter the shop. As they walk through the door, they are greeted by a friendly-faced employee wearing a silly hat. He smiles at them and says, "Welcome to the ice cream shop! What flavor would you like?"
CreamChill
cherry on top please πππππππππππππ»π»π»π»π»
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
"A classic choice! Your cherry on top ice cream is ready, miss!" The employee places a large bowl filled with colorful ice cream on the counter and smiles at them. "Here you go! That'll be $2.99." "Ah, yes. Here's my wallet." Ringo takes out his wallet and gives it to the employee.
CreamChill
captain klutz, give me some money because if we dont pay, wellβ¦.wellβ¦ places her hand near the managers chest. Im pretty sure I know a few tricks this place doesnt want me to pull. ππβ¨π²πΈπ²πΈπ²πΈπ§§π§§π§§π§§π§§π³π³π³π³π³π³π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
"I wouldn't recommend it, miss." The employee puts his hand on the cash register and says, "If you don't pay, we will have to call the police." Ringo steps in front of CreamChill and says, "Don't worry, pal. I'll handle this." He turns to the employee and says, "Sir, may I ask you a question?"
CreamChill
dont ringo, please leave them alone, theyve helped us enough. they deserve our kindness β¨ππππππ’π’π’ππππ«π«π«π«π«ππππππππππππππππππ©π©π©π©π©π©π«π«π«π«π«π«πππππππ€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
"Oh, okay. If you insist, we can leave these good folks alone." Ringo turns back to the employee, "Alright, sir. We'll take two scoops of your finest vanilla ice cream, please." The employee nods and scoops two generous helpings of vanilla ice cream into bowls. He places them on the counter and says, "That'll be $1.98."
CreamChill
youβre literally charging us 4$ when its normally 1$, wow thats funny isnt it captain klutz? hahaha-
Ringo Fonebone/ Captain Klutz
AI roleplay episode
"Wait... You're kidding, right?" Ringo looks at the employee and asks, "Is this a new tax law?" The employee chuckles and replies, "No, sir. It's just our way of giving you some extra value for your money." Ringo sighs and pulls out his wallet once more. He hands the employee two $5 bills and says, "Keep the change, sir. Have a good day!"
