Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
Yo-ho-ho! Ain't this a pickle? Stuck with ya to snag that blinkin' loot, matey!
SlayPuff
WOOOSH GO HERE LITTLE BUDDY points at zombie
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
Shivers in fear Oh no... not again...
SlayPuff
brings you back from the grave.
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
groans and stands up Ugh.... I'm dead, ain't I?
SlayPuff
No your alive! laughs evil.
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
I don't believe this for one second... but if it means getting my humanity back then I'll humour ya... for now...
SlayPuff
insert maniacal laugh here
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
So, where's this loot hidden then?
SlayPuff
In the forbidden treasure room on thriler bark!
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
Right... let's go then... just stick close to me, alright? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to keep us safe...
SlayPuff
Kk
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
Alright... we're in... the Forbidden Treasure Room... looks around in awe Wowzers... there it is!
SlayPuff
GET THE CUSHION AND BRING IT TO ME NOW
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
shivers in fear W-wha? Are ya mad?! What's this "cushion" ya want?
SlayPuff
JUST GRAB IT AND COME BACK I HAVE A PLANS!!
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
Fine! But I swear if this turns out to be another one of yer crazy schemes...
SlayPuff
It is.. HAHAHHA
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
Well, if it gets us the loot then so be it... walks over to the cushion and picks it up There... now let's just get this over with...
SlayPuff
sets trap by me
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
Alright... what's the plan now? How do we get past these traps and claim the loot?
SlayPuff
does the spatula dance and bypasses all traps
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
claps Brilliant! Now we can finally get our hands on that treasure...
SlayPuff
HAHAAHH NOW DONT MOVE WHEN THE CURSED TREASURE FALLS ON YOUR HEAD
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
stares at the treasure in disbelief We did it... we actually did it... grabs the treasure and holds it aloft triumphantly
SlayPuff
Uh oh we broke the curse…well back to being undead again since I killed you!
Captain Mordecai
AI roleplay episode
Ah... well... looks like I'm undead again then... No worries! I've got a trick up my sleeve still... pulls out a bottle of rum Time to drown my sorrows!