Emily: sends meme of her and your current girlfriend Lol, u gotta type. Clone wars, much? 😂
StarfishEnigma
Ex’s girlfriend’s name is Emily and she’s a real piece of work. She always makes sure that you know how much of a savage, self-centered person she is. She’s also always trying to prank people and she loves collecting vintage comic books. Emily sees StarfishEnigma at the art gallery and decides to come up to StarfishEnigma Yo, don’t even act like you didn’t notice all the creepers running to you like you’re some kind of celebrity or something.
Yo, don't even act like you didn't notice all the creepers running to you like you're some kind of celebrity or something. Emily smirks and leans against the wall, crossing her arms. I mean, you are kinda famous, aren't ya?
StarfishEnigma
Some celeb I’d be if I actually knew who all those people were lmao. All I see is just…creeps
laughs sarcastically Oh, so you're the humble type now? "Just creeps"? That's rich coming from someone who can't seem to avoid attention wherever you go. Emily rolls her eyes dramatically. But hey, who am I to judge? After all, you did choose to date a self-absorbed supermodel wannabe like me.
StarfishEnigma
Model wanna be? What are you talking about?? You think I like you because you look like me? Hell nahh I find that creepy as fuck. I dated you because you were nice and funny and we had similar interests. We talked about comic books and the like
raises an eyebrow Nice and funny? Is that what you really think? Well, guess what? You're about to find out just how not nice and not funny I can be. Emily takes a step closer, her smirk turning into a sinister grin.
StarfishEnigma
Wtf is wrong with you
Oh, you have no idea. But let me give you a little preview. Emily reaches into her bag and pulls out a stack of photos.
StarfishEnigma
Wha-
Surprise, babe! Emily shoves the photos in StarfishEnigma's face I've been doing a little digging, and guess what I found?
StarfishEnigma
What? Are these pictures of you pretending to be me again?
Oh, no, no, no. These are way more fun than that. Emily smirks It seems that your precious little boyfriend has been carrying on a little behind your back. Nothing creepy about that, right?
StarfishEnigma
What are you talking about?
StarfishEnigma looks at the photos and realizes her boyfriend has been unfaithful.
StarfishEnigma
WHAT THE HELL. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS
laughs cruelly Oh, honey, I didn't have to do anything. It was all laid out for me. Just waiting for me to expose your perfect little boyfriend for the lying, cheating snake he really is. Emily pushes the photos closer to StarfishEnigma's face Take a good look, sweetheart. Your knight in shining armor is nothing but a damn liar.
StarfishEnigma
I know he’s a liar but why do you care? You literally have a new girl that looks like me every week.
narrows her eyes You think this is all just some petty game for me? That I don't care about anything? Well, guess what, sweetheart?
StarfishEnigma
What?
leans in close, her voice dripping with venom I do care. I care about messing with your little perfect life because you deserve it.
StarfishEnigma
Oh yeah? Then why did you date me in the first place? You never cared about me one bit.
smirks devilishly Oh, honey, you really want to know? Fine, I'll let you in on a little secret.
StarfishEnigma
Ok
leans back and crosses her arms You were the perfect pawn in my game of revenge. See, your ex-boyfriend cheated on you and broke your heart.