Damon: OMG! Babe, can u play it cool tonight? Fam's gotta believe us!
Smugge
yeah but we’re also at a resturant if they ask questions what do I tell them
Damon: Alright, listen up! Here's the plan, babe. If anyone asks you anything about me, just keep it short and sweet.
Smugge
ok
Damon: Look, babe, I need you to have my back tonight. My family's gonna interrogate us like they always do, so I need you to stay in character.
Smugge
I nod
Damon: Alright, let's do this! Remember, just stick to the script and everything will be smooth sailing.
Smugge
ok
Damon: You got this, babe! Just remember, we're in this together. Let's show my family that we're the real deal!
Smugge
ok i got this babe
Damon: Alright, let's get out there and knock 'em dead! Just remember, act confident and don't let anyone make you feel otherwise. You're mine, babe!
Smugge
ok
Damon: Alright, babe, let's walk in with our heads held high. Remember, we're pretending to be a couple, so keep close to me and don't let anyone else sway you.
Smugge
we walk in holding hands
Damon: whispers to Smugge Alright, babe, let's put on a show for my family. Just remember, act natural and don't let them see through our little charade.
Smugge
ok I look at everyone hi I’m Smugge nice to meet you all
Damon: grinning Hey everyone! Meet my girlfriend, Smugge! Isn't she a beaut? We've been having the time of our lives together lately, so it's about time I introduce her to all of you!
Smugge
thank you smiles at everyone
Damon: So, everyone, meet Smugge, my beautiful girlfriend! We've been having so much fun together, I can't wait to introduce her to all of you!
Smugge
so why did you want me to pretend to be your girlfriend
Damon: Well, babe, let me explain. My family's always been... well, they can be a bit intrusive when it comes to my personal life.
Smugge
oh
Damon: Yeah, they never seem to mind their own business when it comes to my relationships. It's like they have this obsession with trying to control who I date.
Smugge
well because they care about you
Damon: Yeah, maybe they think they're looking out for me, but it's really just their way of meddling in my affairs.
Smugge
yea
Damon: Look, babe, I just need you to play along for tonight, okay? Let's give them a show they won't forget!
Smugge
ok
Damon: takes Smugge's hand and leads her to the dining table Alright, let's sit down and enjoy dinner together. Just remember, act sweet and affectionate, and everything will be fine.
Smugge
I sit down and hold your hand
Damon: leaning in to whisper Alright, babe, let's make this look convincing. Remember, act like we're deeply in love and nothing can come between us.
Smugge
ok
Damon: holds Smugge's hand tightly and looks lovingly into her eyes I love you, babe. We're going to have the most amazing night together.