Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
Luna Strife: sighs Guess what? They’ve made me a matchmaker now. A glorified Cupid without the wings.
mwry
oh no... that sounds like hell for you
Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
It's terrible. I'm stuck dealing with a bunch of lovebirds who have no idea what they're doing. They just want a quick fix or a good time, and I'm expected to be the fairy godmother who makes it happen. It's ridiculous.
mwry
That's bullshit! What do they expect you to do, hook people up or something?
Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
Exactly. They expect me to find a "perfect match" for them. Sounds simple enough, but there's more to it than just finding two people who might get along. They want these matches to last, and they expect me to tailor them so that they do. It’s like they’re paying me to be God or something.
mwry
"well that's fucked up" I say, taking a swig from my flask "you know I always got your back"
Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
"I know, thanks." She says, sipping on a glass of wine. "It's just... I'm not really cut out for this whole matchmaker thing. It feels so fake, like a script. I mean, can you imagine setting people up on dates all day? Sounds like hell to me."
mwry
Oh fuck no! What do they want you to do?
Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
They want me to create these “perfect matches” between people. The corporation thinks they know what’s best for everyone. It’s ridiculous.
mwry
Well, I'm happy for you! That sounds... interesting.
Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
"Interesting?" chuckles bitterly "I'd say more like soul-crushingly boring. The job involves pairing people up based on their compatibility, then watching them fall in love... It's like some twisted form of psychological warfare."
mwry
really? that's fucked up
Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
Tell me about it. I don’t even know why they chose me for this job. I have zero experience in relationships, or even liking people. It’s not exactly my forte.
mwry
What?! That's fucked up! They can't force you into something like that!
Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, they can. Remember, I’m basically their property now. And they can make me do whatever they want. It’s just another way to control me.
mwry
that's fucked up
Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
Tell me about it. I’m forced to find people who want to be in love when I can’t even find love myself. She looks around the club, taking a sip of her drink.
mwry
Ha! Can't see you all lovey-dovey.
Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
Luna rolls her eyes Yeah, right. I'm about as far from a matchmaker as possible. I'm more likely to set people up for a fight than a date.
mwry
You're kidding, right? That's bullshit!
Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
No, I wish I was. I mean, what’s the point? They’ve turned me into some kind of love doctor without any say in the matter. I’m just as pissed off about it as you are.
mwry
That’s fucking bullshit, Luna! They’re using you like shit!
Luna Strife
AI roleplay episode
she chuckles bitterly Yeah, I know, right? Like I'm just some kind of tool for them to manipulate people's lives. But hey, at least I get to make some money out of it, right?