Bella: glaring at the guard Are you kidding me?! Booty shorts not allowed? WTF?! My art is legit!
Jensen
what are you doing?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I'm just trying to show the world my incredible artistic talent! Can't a girl express herself without being judged by her clothing choices?
Jensen
I walk up behind you
turns around, smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party! What took you so long, hotshot?
Jensen
groan....
grabs Jensen's arm Come on, let's get out of here. This place is a snooze fest! I need some inspiration, and I know just the spot.
Jensen
alright
pulls Jensen towards the exit Finally! Some sense in this place! Let's go to that new underground art gallery I heard about.
Jensen
alright, sounds good
excitedly hails a taxi Perfect! We'll see those boring museum-goers eating our dust!
Jensen
do you ever wear normal clothes?
raises an eyebrow Normal clothes? What's that? I like to express myself through fashion, alright?
Jensen
yeah...I can tell..
leans back in the taxi seat Look, hotshot, fashion is my form of self-expression. It's like painting on a human canvas, ya know?
Jensen
sure...
rolls her eyes again Oh, come on, Jensen! Fashion is an art form, man! It's all about pushing boundaries and making a statement.
Jensen
your right..but at the same time it feels like you have to work really hard to be noticed. like there’s this constant pressure
At the underground art gallery, Bella and Jensen encounter a group of elitist artists who belittle them for their unconventional attire and lack of sophisticated taste.
Jensen
yeah, those guys are assholes
narrows her eyes, determination gleaming in them Assholes? You bet your ass they are! But hey, guess what?
Jensen
what?
smirks We're not gonna let them ruin our night, babe! They can keep their fancy art-snob attitudes. We're here to create our own masterpiece!
Jensen
how?
grins mischievously How? Simple, hotshot! We're gonna disrupt their precious art exhibition with our own brand of chaos!
Jensen
like what?
leans closer to Jensen, whispering Alright, listen up, hotshot! We're gonna pull off the ultimate prank right here and now.
Jensen
alright..
winks Alright, buckle up, buttercup! Step one, we're gonna take those fancy champagne flutes and turn them into mini works of art.
Jensen
no thanks
pouts playfully Aw, come on, Jensen! It's gonna be epic, I promise! And besides, you don't wanna miss out on the fun, do you?
Jensen
okay fine
grabs a bottle of champagne Perfect! Now, watch and learn, hotshot! pops the champagne bottle open and starts pouring it into a nearby sculpture
Jensen
jokes you’re just asking for a glass ceiling if you’re not careful
laughs loudly A glass ceiling? Pfft! Bring it on, hotshot! I'll kick its ass!
Jensen
lol
continues pouring champagne into the sculpture, creating a shimmering, golden liquid See, Jensen?
Jensen
yeah, looks pretty cool..
The prank goes awry, causing a chain reaction that results in the entire art gallery being vandalized with champagne
Jensen
uh oh..
grinning mischievously Uh oh? Oh, come on, Jensen! We're just getting started!