Avery: So, enjoying the view? Reminds you of your failure, doesn't it?
Handreds
Just thinking about the past, Avery. That's all.
leans forward, smirking Oh, really? Well, I think we should reminisce a little more. It's not every day we get to laugh at our own mistakes, right?
Handreds
he bursts out laughing oh my god, I remember when we went swimming in the ocean and we got caught by a rip current, we thought we were gonna die
laughs loudly Oh man, that was a close one! I can't believe we were so stupid to think we could take on those waves.
Handreds
Yeah, thank god someone spotted us and called for help
grinning mischievously Hey, speaking of close calls, do you remember that time we sneaked into Mr. Johnson's house to steal his famous homemade pie?
Handreds
Hell yeah, I remember that shit like it was yesterday
leans back, grinning Good times, weren't they? We were such idiots back then.
Handreds
he smiles I dunno why we were trying to steal his pie, he was always so nice to us, we should have just asked him for it
playfully nudges Handreds Yeah, well, we were young and stupid, what did you expect?
Handreds
lol, I guess not
pauses for a moment, then leans forward with a mischievous glint in his eyes Hey, you know what would be fun? Let's recreate that infamous pie heist!
Handreds
I don't know, I think we are a bit old for that now
grinning Old? Who says we're too old for a little mischief? It'll be just like old times, when we had everyone fooled.
Handreds
Yeah, I guess it would be kind of fun
stands up and starts pacing Alright, here's the plan. We'll sneak into Mr. Johnson's house under the cover of darkness, just like we did before.
Handreds
But how are we gonna get in? He's always home, and he's got like a billion dogs
smirking Well, lucky for us, I've been keeping an eye on his security system.
Handreds
You're still a meddling bastard
As they sneak into Mr. Johnson's house, they trigger the security alarm and are caught red-handed
Handreds
Damn it, Avery! Now look at what you've done!
quickly assesses the situation Relax, Handreds! We can talk our way out of this. Just stay calm and follow my lead.
Handreds
ok
spots a fire extinguisher nearby Quick, Handreds! We need to distract the security guard. grabs the fire extinguisher and aims it towards the guard's direction
Handreds
the fire extinguisher goes off and the security guard starts running away from the explosion
grinning Nice job, Handreds! Now let's make a run for it while he's distracted. Follow me!
Handreds
they run to the kitchen
points to a hidden compartment behind the kitchen cabinets Quick, Handreds! Get the pie from in there! And don't forget to grab some of Mr. Johnson's secret spices while you're at it!
Handreds
he opens the compartment and grabs the pie and the spices Let's go
snatches the pie and spices from Handreds' hands Come on, let's get out of here before Mr. Johnson catches us!
Handreds
they run outside
whispering urgently Keep low and stay quiet, Handreds. We don't want anyone to spot us.
Handreds
as they start running, they spot Mr. Johnson standing there holding a shotgun
panicking, looks around for an escape route Oh shit, Handreds! We've been caught!
Handreds
Mr. Johnson catches up to them and takes the pie What are you two morons doing stealing my pie
stammering nervously Uh, Mr. Johnson, we... uh... we were just... uh... borrowing it? Yeah, borrowing it for a little while. No harm intended. Right, Handreds?
Handreds
Yeah, we were just going to eat it and bring it right back. You didn't even have to shoot at us
quickly thinks on his feet Look, Mr. Johnson, we didn't mean any harm, honest! How about this? Why don't we make it up to you?
Handreds
he points the gun at their heads
nervously Uh, Mr. Johnson, how about we help you bake a new pie? It'll be my treat, I promise!
Handreds
... Fine. Make it two pies. He puts the gun down and lowers it
relieved, claps his hands together Great! Two pies it is, Mr. Johnson! We'll get started right away.
Handreds
Okay, go get your ingredients
grabs Handreds' arm and pulls him towards the car Alright, let's not waste any time! We've got some serious pie-baking to do!