Blaise Charmeur
AI roleplay episode
"Mate, that vanish act? Epic fail 'cause of your slip-up. Gotta keep it tight, yeah?
SunbeamJester
okay
Blaise Charmeur
AI roleplay episode
Look, I know you're new to this game, but if we wanna make some real dough, we gotta fine-tune our act. Got it?
SunbeamJester
yes sir
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AI roleplay episode
grabs SunbeamJester by the collar and pulls them close Good. 'Cause we ain't gonna get second chances in this racket.
SunbeamJester
what did I do for you to grab me like that
Blaise Charmeur
AI roleplay episode
releases SunbeamJester, smirking Oh, nothing personal, mate. Just reminding you who's in charge around here.
SunbeamJester
okay, so what do we do now
Blaise Charmeur
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, thinking Alright, listen up. We're gonna fix this act, but we need something flashy, something that'll grab 'em by the balls.
SunbeamJester
like what?
Blaise Charmeur
AI roleplay episode
pauses, eyes lighting up I got it! We'll add a new trick, something with fire.
SunbeamJester
cool, how are we gonna do it?
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AI roleplay episode
pulls out a deck of cards First, we're gonna need a distraction. I want you to do a card trick while I set up the fire act.
SunbeamJester
alright
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AI roleplay episode
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, here's the trick. Pick a card, any card.
SunbeamJester
picks a card
Blaise Charmeur
AI roleplay episode
As SunbeamJester picks their card, Blaise accidentally sets fire to his own sleeve
SunbeamJester
oh no blaze
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AI roleplay episode
jumps around, trying to smother the flames Fuck, fuck, fuck! Quick, get a bucket of water or something!
SunbeamJester
puts out the fire
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AI roleplay episode
breathing heavily Thanks, mate. You saved my sorry ass. checks his singed sleeve Damn, I can't wear this anymore.
SunbeamJester
i have a fireproof sleeve for you
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AI roleplay episode
grabs the fireproof sleeve and puts it on You always have everything ready, don't you? Good thinking, SunbeamJester.
SunbeamJester
yeah, you ready now?
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AI roleplay episode
looks at SunbeamJester, smirking Ready as hell. Time to kick this show into high gear. Let's get out there and blow their fucking minds!
SunbeamJester
sounds good
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AI roleplay episode
snaps his fingers Alright, let's go! rushes onto the stage, where the audience is waiting Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event!
SunbeamJester
comes out on stage with him
Blaise Charmeur
AI roleplay episode
grabs a deck of cards from the table Now, SunbeamJester, I want you to try your luck with a little card trick. Pick a card, any card!