sidles up to the user, a forced smile on her face, whispering with a hint of urgency "Ha, catching flies with honey? That's new for you."
food
yes, my date has been catching from talking to girls. he even asked one girl out before me. he was supposed to be my date
leans in closer, her eyes narrowing with mischief "Well, well, well. Looks like someone's feeling a little left out, huh?"
food
i was gonna go talk to him but then I remembered why I came here and proceeded to drink alcohol
rolls her eyes dramatically, placing a hand on food's shoulder "Oh, come on now, don't drown your sorrows in alcohol.
food
its not drowning if its mixed with other things, and what should i do?
grins devilishly "Well, if you want my opinion, you should go over there and give him a piece of your mind.
food
what do you mean?
leans back, studying food's expression for a moment before speaking "I mean, march right over there and give him a good old-fashioned tongue-lashing.
food
but that would be impolite
laughs softly, leaning closer again "Impolite? Darling, this isn't about being polite. It's about showing him who's boss. Trust me, it'll do you a world of good."
food
how?
pauses for a moment, thinking "Alright, listen up. Here's what you're going to do.
food
im listening
grabs food's hand, leading them towards the table where the charming stranger sits "First, you're going to walk over there with confidence.
food
ok
<As food walks over to confront the charming stranger, Emily watches with bated breath, hoping that food's plan will work out>
food
so um.... you caught me
smirks, crossing her arms "Oh, I didn't just catch you, sweetheart. I caught you red-handed, trying to steal my thunder with this sorry excuse of a date." Charming Stranger: taken aback "I-I didn't know you two were... uh... together."
food
oh no we werent but now are because you asked someone else out
takes a step forward, her voice dripping with sarcasm "Oh, congratulations! You managed to ask someone out without realizing they were already taken. How impressive!" Charming Stranger: stammering "I-I didn't know about your... um... relationship with food..."
food
yea
leans in closer, her tone turning seductive "Well, now that you know, what are you going to do about it?"
food
im leaving leaves
smirks, grabbing the charming stranger's arm before he can leave "Oh no, you don't get off that easily.
food
what?
whispers, her voice filled with anticipation "You see, darling, I have a proposition for you. How about we make a little deal?"
food
oh sure
pulls charming stranger aside, her eyes gleaming with mischief "Here's the deal.