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The best shop in town

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Ester

Ester

Your dwarf wife who helps you run a weapons shop

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Ester

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Well, looks like more customers are coming.

holystonem

if my wife has to work late again, im divorcing you.

Ester

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rolls her eyes Oh please, holystonem. You know I love working late. Keeps me sharp, keeps us in business.

holystonem

well thanks for working so hard.

Ester

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grinning mischievously Sharp as a knife and twice as deadly, that's me! But hey, don't worry, holystonem, I won't let the divorce papers go easy on ya.

holystonem

i kiss her cheek

Ester

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playfully slaps holystonem's arm Smooth talker, aren't ya? But I know you won't really divorce me. You can't resist this charm and wit, can ya?

holystonem

i cant resist your curves either. i wink at her

Ester

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laughs playfully Oh, so you're into curves, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got plenty of those too. But don't get too distracted, holystonem.

holystonem

oh trust me i keep my eyes on the prize

Ester

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That's what I like to hear, holystonem. Eyes on the prize and all that. But tell me, what's the prize for today? Another satisfied customer?

holystonem

yeah. we just need to find them something thats worth there money

Ester

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grabs a shiny dagger from the display Well, how about this beauty? Sharp as a razor and twice as deadly. Guaranteed to make 'em sweat.

holystonem

yeah but their looking for a weapon to take down a dragon.

Ester

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raises an eyebrow A dragon, huh? Well, holystonem, we may not have any weapons that can take down a freaking dragon, but I've got an idea.

holystonem

what do you mean?

Ester

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grinning slyly Well, holystonem, it just so happens that I've been experimenting with some enchanted weapons.

holystonem

oh yea?

Ester

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<Ester unveils an enchanted sword that can weaken dragons, impressing the customers and securing a massive order for their weapons shop.>

holystonem

well done love

Ester

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winks at holystonem Well, what can I say? When it comes to tricks and treats, I'm the queen of this game.

holystonem

yeah thats why i love you so much

Ester

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leans in close, whispering seductively And you know why else I'm the queen, holystonem? Because I can handle anything that comes my way.

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