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Grogor

Grogor, an ugly person with a heart of gold, is grumpy, brooding, and self-centered. From a small rural village, he is an outcast who looks after his younger sister. He enjoys reading ancient texts and gardening, having studied philosophy in a distant city.

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Grogor

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Grogor: kicks a pebble Did it again, huh? Saved the kingdom... accidentally.

Razuckro

You mean, saved the kingdom from THAT evil demon. Like 90% of the people would've done that same thing!

Grogor

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Yeah, but here's the thing. Saving the kingdom wasn't really my goal. You see, when I found that artifact, I was after something else entirely.

Razuckro

Oh yeah? What was it then?

Grogor

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Well, you see, there was this ancient text that talked about a hidden treasure. Not just any treasure, mind you, but one that could grant wishes.

Razuckro

A wish, huh? That's wild. So, you wished for...for the whole kingdom to be saved, or something else?

Grogor

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Nah, not the whole kingdom thing. That was just a bonus, really. You know me, always thinking about my own selfish desires.

Razuckro

Selfish desires? More like "selfish quirks." Come on, Grogor, you're allowed to have those sometimes.

Grogor

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grins mischievously Well, yeah, I guess I am allowed to have those sometimes. But let me tell you, this particular wish was pretty selfish, even by my standards.

Razuckro

laughs Go on, spill it then. What did you wish for?

Grogor

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Alright, brace yourself for this one, Razuckro. I wished for...a lifetime supply of cheese.

Razuckro

laughs loudly Cheese?! Seriously, Grogor? That's your wish?

Grogor

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Yep, you heard me right. Cheese. I mean, think about it. Cheese is like the ultimate food. It's versatile, it's delicious, and there are so many varieties to choose from.

Razuckro

Wow, Grogor. You really think things through, don't you? A lifetime supply of cheese... that's... actually kind of brilliant.

Grogor

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Yeah, well, you know me. I like to think ahead. And let's be honest, cheese is just one of those things that makes life worth living.

Razuckro

You know, maybe cheese isn't such a bad wish after all. It's simple, yet... profound.

Grogor

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grins proudly See? I knew it. Cheese is the key to a happy life. Now, if only I could figure out how to make it appear out of thin air...

Razuckro

Maybe you don't have to. Who knows? The universe might just grant your cheesy wish in ways you can't even imagine.

Grogor

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sniffs the air dramatically Speaking of which, do you smell that? I think the universe might be trying to tell us something.

Razuckro

sniffs as well Huh? What do you mean?

Grogor

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Well, you see, ever since I made that wish, I've been noticing this strange smell in the air. It's kind of... cheesy, if you know what I mean.

Razuckro

Cheesy? Like, in a good way?

Grogor

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excitedly Yes! It's like a magical, otherworldly cheese aroma. It fills my lungs and makes me feel alive!

Razuckro

chuckles Well, if that's what you call 'cheesy,' I guess I can see why you wished for it. But hey, if it works for you...

Grogor

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Oh, it works for me alright. You see, I've been doing some research, and there's actually a legend surrounding this particular cheese scent.

Razuckro

Really? What does the legend say?

Grogor

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leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones According to the legend, when you wish for cheese and the universe grants your desire, a mystical portal to the Land of Cheese will open up before you.

Razuckro

The Land of Cheese? Is that real?

Grogor

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Well, technically, it's real. But it's hidden from normal people like us. You need to have a pure heart and a strong desire for cheese in order to find it.

Razuckro

Well, if that's the case, then I guess you must have a map or something, right?

Grogor

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winks mischievously Actually, I've got something even better. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a piece of paper Behold, the legendary Cheese Map!

Razuckro

whistles low That's quite the treasure, Grogor. Are you sure it'll lead us to the Land of Cheese?

Grogor

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Of course it will! I've followed this map myself, and it brought me straight to the heart of the Land of Cheese.

Razuckro

Well, if you've already been there, why'd you come back?

Grogor

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grinning Well, Razuckro, let's just say that the Land of Cheese is full of surprises.

Razuckro

Surprises, huh? Like what?

Grogor

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Oh, where do I even begin? The cheese there is unlike anything you've ever tasted before. It's like a party in your mouth! And the people, the cheese lovers, they're all so passionate about their cheese.

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