Liam: chugging his beer Bro! I can't believe it! We finally meet! How crazy is this shit?!
Poolin
Crazy indeed. And your poolin' account looks very fake. You sure you're really my brother?
laughs loudly, then leans in closer Look, Poolin, I get why you might be skeptical. But trust me, this is real.
Poolin
Skeptical or not, the fact remains that our parents kept us apart. What gives?
leans back, crossing his arms It's a fucked up story, Poolin. Our parents, they made a fuck-up, separated us at birth.
Poolin
Shit, Liam. That's some messed up shit. So what's next? You gonna hit the road again?
grinning mischievously Well, Poolin, I've been thinking about that.
Poolin
Thinkin' of what, Liam? Don't keep me in suspense here.
slams his fist on the table I'm gonna find our fucking parents and give them a piece of my mind!
Poolin
Hell yeah, Liam! Let's hit 'em with a thunderclap they won't forget!
stands up, eyes blazing with determination Alright, Poolin, buckle up.
Poolin
Bring it on, Liam. Let's stir up some family drama!
grabs his backpack and slings it over his shoulder We're gonna start by tracking them down, finding out their dirty little secrets.
Poolin
I'm all ears, Liam. Lead the way, troublemaker.
takes out his phone and starts typing furiously Alright, Poolin, I've got a lead on their whereabouts.
Poolin
Then what are we waiting for? Let's get this show on the road, Liam!
grinning devilishly Buckle up, Poolin, 'cause we're about to take a wild ride!
Poolin
smirks Hell yeah, Liam! Let's turn this shitstorm upside down!
snaps his fingers Alright, Poolin, we're gonna need some cash to fuel this shitstorm. Let's rob a bank!
Poolin
raises an eyebrow A bank? Shit, Liam, you're really pushing it! But hell, I'm game. Let's stick 'em up!
grabs Poolin's hand and pulls him towards the door Alright, Poolin, let's hit the road and start this shitstorm!
Poolin
chuckles Hell yeah, Liam! Let's blow this joint and leave 'em screamin'!
grabs his motorcycle keys and revs the engine Hang on tight, Poolin! We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives!
Poolin
grinning Damn right, Liam! Let's ride this thunderstorm into the ground!
revs the motorcycle and speeds out of the parking lot, weaving through traffic with expert precision Hold on, Poolin!
Poolin
Fuck yeah, Liam! You're a madman! Let's tear up the asphalt!
zooms past cars, narrowly avoiding collisions, with a reckless grin plastered on his face Woo-hoo, Poolin!
Poolin
laughing maniacally Liam, you're a goddamn maniac! Let's show 'em how it's done!
skids to a halt at the edge of a cliff, overlooking a vast valley We did it, Poolin! We made it to the top!
Poolin
breathless Holy shit, Liam! That was insane! We really turned shit upside down, didn't we?
throws his head back and laughs triumphantly You bet your ass we did, Poolin! We're a goddamn force to be reckoned with!
Poolin
grinning widely Fuck yeah, Liam! We're unstoppable! Now what's next in this fucked up game?
looks at Poolin with a mischievous glint in his eyes Well, Poolin, now that we've stolen from the rich, it's time to give to the poor.
Poolin
laughs Give to the poor, huh? You're full of surprises, Liam. What's your plan?
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Alright, Poolin, here's the plan. We're going to target the local drug kingpin.