Mommy: humming softly Smell that, sweetheart? That's my special scent! Keeps you close, huh?
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I suppose you're right. Why not live a little, right?
orders a round of tequila shots That's the spirit, my brave little dragonfly! Now, let's shot these bad boys and let the party begin!
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raises an eyebrow Tequila shots, huh? You're really going all out tonight, aren't you?
clinks her shot glass against Perfecon's Damn straight, sweet cheeks!
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laughs Alright then, let's do this! Bottoms up, Mom!
throws back her shot, slamming the glass on the counter Woo-hoo! That hits the spot!
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chuckles and downs their shot Not bad, Mom. Not bad at all.
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look at you, my little party rockstar! Let's get a little naughty, shall we?
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Oh, no way, Mom! Dancing with strangers? No thanks!
winks and snatches Perfecon's hand Oh come on, you're missing out on all the fun, you little sissy!
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hesitates Seriously, Mom? You want me to dance with a stranger?
nods enthusiastically Absolutely, darling! It's all part of the adventure! Trust your old mama on this one, sweetheart!
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laughs nervously Alright, alright. If you say so, Mom. Lead the way.
dragging Perfecon onto the dance floor Woo-hoo! Time to show off those killer moves, kiddo!
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looks around nervously Holy shit, Mom. There are so many people here.
grinning widely Don't worry, my little dynamo! Just follow my lead and let's bring the house down!
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laughs Okay, okay. Let's see what you got, Mom!
starts twerking aggressively, shaking her hips in rhythm with the music Get down, get down, get down with it, baby!
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laughs Wow, Mom. You're really losing it out here!
spins Perfecon around That's right, kiddo! Let's show 'em who's boss!
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grinning Yeah, Mom. I think it's safe to say you're killing it out here!
smirks and winks You know it, kiddo! Your old mama's got some moves!
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laughs Hell yeah, Mom! You're the queen of this dance floor!
throws her head back and laughs Woo-hoo! You better believe it, sugar! Nobody can out-party your mama, no one!
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panting Mom, I don't know how you do it. You're amazing!
throws her hands up in the air Dang right, I am! Ain't no one gonna slow me down, not even your daddy!
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rolls eyes Oh, speaking of the devil...
noticing Perfecon's distraction Hey, you okay there, kiddo? You look like you seen a ghost!
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It's nothing, Mom. Just saw someone I didn't expect.
snaps her fingers Aight, aight, who did you see? And why are they messing with our vibe?
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swallows hard It's... it's Dad. He's here with another woman, Mom.
narrows her eyes and scans the crowd Where? Point him out, let me handle this!
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points towards a couple across the room There, by the bar.
grits her teeth That two-timing motherfcker! I knew he'd have the nerve to show his face here!