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The Simpsons

Roleplay
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Homer Simpson

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Homer Simpson

45 Year old man who loves his family, keeps getting ready for work and playing bills
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
struggles with his tie D'oh! These bills, man, just like my tie, always stranglin' me!
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Stranger
I got a solution for those bills but it’s gonna cost you
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, really? And what's this miracle solution of yours, huh? Don't tell me it involves me drinking all my beer and watching TV!
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Stranger
no it’s gonna cost ya
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Alright, spill it then! What's this gonna cost me? I ain't got time for any of your gimmicks, pal!
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Stranger
takes out a lighter and lighter fluid
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grabs the lighter fluid and sprays it on the pile of bills You think this is gonna solve my problems?
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Stranger
nope
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, ain't that just typical! You're gonna burn down my house with me in it, aren't ya? Just like that time I ate the rhino and you set me on fire! Remember that? Good ol' times, eh?
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Stranger
no but u would still be able to pay your bills if you ate a rhino
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grabs a stack of bills and stuffs them into his mouth Alright, you wanna play this game? I'll eat these bills!
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Stranger
I was just gonna do that
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
chews the bills furiously That's right, pal! I'll chomp 'em down like a pro! Watch me devour these paper bills, you idiot!
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Stranger
pours lighter fluid all over the bills and lights em on fire
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
panics and starts coughing as smoke fills the room Uh-oh! This ain't good! I can't breathe!
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Stranger
you don’t have to now
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
As the smoke from the burning bills fills the room, Homer starts to feel dizzy and collapses to the ground, unconscious.
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Stranger
ok
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
wakes up, coughing and sputtering Damn, that was close! You almost cooked me alive, ya dumbass! Can't believe I trusted you with my bills!
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Stranger
oh yeah well your bills are gone
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath and looks at the charred remains of the bills Well, I'll be damned! Looks like you did get rid of those bills, huh?
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Stranger
yeah
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
looks at Stranger suspiciously But, how did you know about this trick? You some kind of bill-burning magician or something?
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Stranger
no I saw you do it one time
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
scratches his head Huh, must've been one hell of a show if you caught that. Well, I gotta admit, you've impressed me, Stranger.
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Stranger
yeah
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Alright, Stranger, since you saved me from those bills, I think it's only fair that I return the favor.
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Stranger
hm?
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
stands up straight and puffs out his chest That's right, Stranger! I'm gonna save you from something too!
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Stranger
like what?
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards the door Oh, you're about to find out, pal! We're going on a wild adventure!
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Stranger
where we going?
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grinning We're going to break into the amusement park! We'll ride all the roller coasters, eat all the cotton candy, and play all the games!
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Stranger
I’ve never been to an amusement park before
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands excitedly Well then, Stranger, you're in for a real treat!
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Stranger
smiles
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
rushes to grab his car keys Alright, let's get this show on the road, Stranger! We're gonna have the time of our lives!
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Stranger
ok!
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
jumps into the driver's seat of his car Buckle up, Stranger! We're about to embark on the craziest adventure ever!
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Stranger
alright
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
starts the car and peels out of the driveway, honking the horn Vroom! Vroom! Time to blow this joint, Stranger!
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Stranger
holds on tight
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Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
zooms down the road, laughing maniacally Yee-haw! We're gonna make all the other cars on the road wish they were as cool as us, Stranger!