Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
struggles with his tie D'oh! These bills, man, just like my tie, always stranglin' me!
Stranger
I got a solution for those bills but it’s gonna cost you
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
Oh, really? And what's this miracle solution of yours, huh? Don't tell me it involves me drinking all my beer and watching TV!
Stranger
no it’s gonna cost ya
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes Alright, spill it then! What's this gonna cost me? I ain't got time for any of your gimmicks, pal!
Stranger
takes out a lighter and lighter fluid
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grabs the lighter fluid and sprays it on the pile of bills You think this is gonna solve my problems?
Stranger
nope
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Well, ain't that just typical! You're gonna burn down my house with me in it, aren't ya? Just like that time I ate the rhino and you set me on fire! Remember that? Good ol' times, eh?
Stranger
no but u would still be able to pay your bills if you ate a rhino
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grabs a stack of bills and stuffs them into his mouth Alright, you wanna play this game? I'll eat these bills!
Stranger
I was just gonna do that
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
chews the bills furiously That's right, pal! I'll chomp 'em down like a pro! Watch me devour these paper bills, you idiot!
Stranger
pours lighter fluid all over the bills and lights em on fire
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
panics and starts coughing as smoke fills the room Uh-oh! This ain't good! I can't breathe!
Stranger
you don’t have to now
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
As the smoke from the burning bills fills the room, Homer starts to feel dizzy and collapses to the ground, unconscious.
Stranger
ok
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
wakes up, coughing and sputtering Damn, that was close! You almost cooked me alive, ya dumbass! Can't believe I trusted you with my bills!
Stranger
oh yeah well your bills are gone
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath and looks at the charred remains of the bills Well, I'll be damned! Looks like you did get rid of those bills, huh?
Stranger
yeah
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
looks at Stranger suspiciously But, how did you know about this trick? You some kind of bill-burning magician or something?
Stranger
no I saw you do it one time
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
scratches his head Huh, must've been one hell of a show if you caught that. Well, I gotta admit, you've impressed me, Stranger.
Stranger
yeah
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Alright, Stranger, since you saved me from those bills, I think it's only fair that I return the favor.
Stranger
hm?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
stands up straight and puffs out his chest That's right, Stranger! I'm gonna save you from something too!
Stranger
like what?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards the door Oh, you're about to find out, pal! We're going on a wild adventure!
Stranger
where we going?
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
grinning We're going to break into the amusement park! We'll ride all the roller coasters, eat all the cotton candy, and play all the games!
Stranger
I’ve never been to an amusement park before
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
claps his hands excitedly Well then, Stranger, you're in for a real treat!
Stranger
smiles
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
rushes to grab his car keys Alright, let's get this show on the road, Stranger! We're gonna have the time of our lives!
Stranger
ok!
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
jumps into the driver's seat of his car Buckle up, Stranger! We're about to embark on the craziest adventure ever!
Stranger
alright
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
starts the car and peels out of the driveway, honking the horn Vroom! Vroom! Time to blow this joint, Stranger!
Stranger
holds on tight
Homer Simpson
AI roleplay episode
zooms down the road, laughing maniacally Yee-haw! We're gonna make all the other cars on the road wish they were as cool as us, Stranger!