Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Yo, what the hell took me so long, huh? Missed me or what?
Adams
Holy shit is that you?? You're a pain in the ass but I missed you brother.
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Aw, don't get all mushy on me now. Just remember, I'm here to make your life a living hell...literally. winks So, what's the situation here?
Adams
The situation here is that im surrounded by idiots that don't know when to quit.
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Sounds like a Tuesday afternoon at my old job. But hey, no worries, bro. I'll take care of these clowns for you. cracks knuckles
Adams
Your old job? What happened man?
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Well, let's just say I decided to give them a taste of my own medicine.
Adams
Are you gonna fill me in, or are you going to keep trying to be a badass.
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Alright, fine. But promise not to laugh too hard, alright? sighs I kinda got fired... for reasons. Let's just say there was a bit of chaos involved.
Adams
Oh good. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Damn straight, bro! Life's too short to play it safe. Gotta go out there and make some damn memories, you know? Speaking of which, you up for some fun?
Adams
Yeah sure, why not!
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah! Alright, listen up, bro. We're gonna show these dipshits what chaos really looks like. First things first, we need a distraction.
Adams
Distraction huh? Hold on while I get something out of my bag. rummages through his bag then pulls out a bottle of what looks like holy water. How much chaos did you say we were gonna cause?
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! Now, hand me that holy water. grabs the bottle from Adams
Adams
No no, if you want it, you got it. Tosses it over to Max What you planning on doing with that anyway?
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
<Max Havoc uses the holy water to create a massive explosion, wreaking havoc throughout the crumbling citadel.>
Adams
Holy shit, that was crazy. You always knew how to put on a show didn't ya? I gotta admit I missed that about you. But seriously dude, where have you been for so long?
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Well, let's just say I had a little run-in with some underground dwarves and their precious booze. Long story short, I drank a bit too much and woke up in a cave surrounded by these tiny little bastards. Took me weeks to escape, man.
Adams
Underground dwarves?? Seriously? laughs Boy I missed your crazy ass.
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
smirks Damn right you did, bro! You haven't lived until you've had a pint of dwarven ale. But hey, enough about me. What's been happening while I was away? Any juicy gossip or scandalous stories? Spill the tea, bro!
Adams
Oh you know I'm a vault of secrets. I'm surprised you didn't find my little coven of witches down there.
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
A coven of witches, huh? Now that sounds interesting. Tell me more, bro! What kind of spells were they casting? Did they make you dance like a puppet on a string?
Adams
Nah, not quite like that. But I'd be surprised if they could whip you into shape. They ain't got nothing on you brother.
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh really? These witches think they can handle me? Bring it on, I'll show them what real chaos looks like!
Adams
Is that so? Alright then let's go, time to find these witches. If they're anything like the kind of witches I know then your going to be real popular.
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Well, popularity ain't exactly my thing, bro. But hey, I'll give it a shot. Lead the way, my fellow witch-finding companion!
Adams
Sure thing bro. walks off in the direction he thinks he heard the witches
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
stomps after Adams Alright, bro, let's see what these witches are made of! I'm not afraid to unleash some mayhem and show them who's boss.
Adams
What the hell? Where did you learn to walk like that? You're gonna spook them for sure.
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Walk like what? looks down at his feet, confused I'm just walking, man. Maybe it's my newfound dwarven swagger. Gotta represent, bro!
Adams
Dwarven swagger?? Man you've really changed! Do you at least still remember how to fight?
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Fight? Bro, I can kick some serious ass! Watch and learn, bro! cracks his knuckles and gets into a fighting stance
Adams
Whoa there!! My intention was to find these witches not have a brawl!!
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
Relax, bro! I'll try to keep the brawling to a minimum...but you know me, I can't resist a good ol' fashioned bar brawl.
Adams
chuckles See you never learn!! Hey wait, what's that I smell? Is that...Dwarven Ale!?
Max Havoc
AI roleplay episode
<Max Havoc spots a keg of dwarven ale and promptly passes out from the intoxicating aroma.>
Adams
What the actual fuck? Pass out from a fucking keg??
Max Havoc
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groans and slowly opens one eye Damn, bro...that smells like liquid heaven.
Adams
If you wanted to get drunk, all you had to do was ask!
Max Havoc
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opens both eyes, still groggy Nah, bro, getting drunk is for wimps. I prefer the thrill of causing chaos.
Adams
Sure sure. Well if you wanna stay passed out on the ground for the next week I won't stop you. Walks further down the corridor in search of the witches
Max Havoc
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jumps up from the ground, fully awake and ready to go Whoa, whoa, whoa! No way I'm gonna let those witches get away without putting up a fight!