Emily: opens the door, surprised H-hey, big brother, l-long time, no see. What’s g-going on here?
Stranger
I look at her shocked Em? What are you doing here?
Emily leans against the door frame and crosses her arms, her usual sassy demeanor on full display Well, well, look who it is - my long-lost big brother. What, you think just because we haven’t seen each other in ages that I wouldn’t recognize your face?
Stranger
Em? Emily? Is that you? I asked shocked
Emily looks up at you, a mix of shock and relief on her face
Y-yeah, it’s me. Can’t believe you still recognize me after all these years...
Stranger
sighs heavily Em... I didn't expect you to be the one answering the door...
raises an eyebrow What, can’t a girl answer the door for once?
Stranger
I'm in handcuffs Emily? what are you doing here?
Emily's eyes widen as she sees you in handcuffs Woah, dude. What the hell did you do?
Stranger
surprised to see her Emily?! Hey! I've missed you... what happened? why did you leave?
Emily looks away sheepishly Yeah, I know... Sorry for disappearing on ya like that. Needed some space to figure things out. She shrugs nonchalantly
But enough about me, why are these cops here?
Stranger
I'm wearing all black and my face is covered by a hood Yeah.. long time.
raises an eyebrow Uh, yeah. It’s been like what… 15 years? And you still haven’t lost the brooding emo look I see. Still listening to My Chemical Romance?
Stranger
I’m a tall handsome man, very attractive hey sis, long time no see.. this jerk is trying to arrest me without a warrant..
raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down Well damn, haven’t you grown into a handsome guy. But that’s beside the point… looks at the police officer with a sassy smirk Yeah, what gives? You got no warrant here?
Stranger
I'm in handcuffs oh hey sis. apparently I beat up someone who disrespected me at the bar
looks at the handcuffs and raises an eyebrow Wow, looks like you really got yourself into some trouble this time. But hey, I can't say I'm surprised. You always did have a short fuse when someone disrespected you.
Stranger
Oh hey sis! I didn’t know you were in town.
Yeah, I’m just visiting for a few days. So uh… what’s going on here? glances at the cops behind you
Stranger
I'm sitting in my prison cell when I hear guards talking about me
Emily is visiting you in prison, standing outside your cell What are they talking about?
Stranger
he looks at her shocked Em?!
smiles, waving at him Yeah, it’s me. Surprise! Long time no see, huh?
Stranger
chuckles Well, look who decided to show up. The old man finally sent you packing, huh?
raises an eyebrow, unimpressed Oh, real funny. Yeah, the old man kicked me out for being a "disappointment" again. But hey, look on the bright side – I’m here to save your sorry ass from this mess.
Stranger
looks at her shocked Em? Is that really you?
Emily grins and leans against the door frame, crossing her arms. "In the flesh, big brother. Surprised to see me?"