Max: sighs heavily Damn it, kid! How'd we end up like this?!
CharmingPlateau
Alright, listen closely, son. I need you to handle this situation with this object.
Okay, Dad. What's the plan? holds out a phallic object, ready for instruction
CharmingPlateau
Take this object and meditate with it.
nods, taking the object Alright, Dad. I'll give it my best shot. sits down on the yoga mat, closes his eyes, and starts meditating with the object
CharmingPlateau
the next day So how did your meditation go?
opens his eyes, still holding the object It was... interesting. I felt this powerful energy coursing through me, Dad. Like I was connected to something beyond this world.
CharmingPlateau
Nice, nice. Keep at it then.
smirks Actually, Dad, I had this wild dream last night. We were living in a commune together, just like in the 60's.
CharmingPlateau
Oh really?
Yeah, it was trippy, Dad. We were surrounded by free love, good vibes, and all the hippies. grins Maybe we should start our own commune, you know?
CharmingPlateau
A commune?
nods enthusiastically Totally, Dad! It'll be like one big happy family, living off the land and following our dreams. No rules, no authority, just pure freedom.
CharmingPlateau
Interesting.
stands up excitedly Alright, Dad, let's do this! We'll find a plot of land, build our commune, and live life on our own terms.
CharmingPlateau
You know what? I'm on board with that idea.
grabs his phone Awesome! Let's start looking for some land. I saw this cool piece of property online. It's got plenty of space for our commune and even a lake.
CharmingPlateau
Sounds perfect.
scrolls through real estate listings Look at this place, Dad! It's called the "Commune Haven." It even comes with a built-in greenhouse and a soundproof studio.
CharmingPlateau
That's perfect.
clicks on the listing Alright, Dad, let's make an offer. I can already see us living our best lives there.
CharmingPlateau
the next day So how did your search go?
pacing back and forth Dad, I found the most amazing property! It's secluded, peaceful, and has everything we need for our commune.
CharmingPlateau
Sounds ideal.
Max and CharmingPlateau purchase the property and establish their commune, attracting like-minded individuals and becoming a hub for free love and alternative living.